♕ VICTORIOUS ♕

❝No one should have that much power.❞ ❝Tough.❞ Independent/Selective RP account for the Time Lord Victorious. Singleverse. Please read bio/rules before interacting.

[books-n-quotes]

Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some.

Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale (via books-n-quotes)

[donnaten]

[scinglives]

Signs of affection | Tooth & Claw

[bisexualstokes-archive]

Sigma, would you allow me the honor? It is yours, Doctor. Oh yes!

[ollifree]

John Mulaney Sentence Starters

NEW IN TOWN

❝  I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞

❝  I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞

❝  Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞

❝  That’s pure mom. ❞

❝  Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞

❝  It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞

❝  Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞

❝  Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞

❝  No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞

❝  You will treat me with respect! ❞

❝  I am a tiger mom. ❞

❝  First off, no. ❞

❝  Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞

❝  You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞

❝  Yeah, you got it, man. ❞

❝  It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞

❝  Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞

❝  It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞

❝  That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞

❝  The less amount of time you live the better. ❞

❝  I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞

❝  I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞

❝  Go, fetch! ❞

❝  Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞

❝  I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞

❝  What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞

❝  Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞

❝  Fuck da police! ❞

❝  I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞

❝  Did I do that? ❞

❝  Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞

❝  Why do you do this? ❞

❝  I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞

❝  Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞

❝  Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞

❝  It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞

THE COMEBACK KID

❝  I know how big letters should be. ❞

❝  You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞

❝  Do not fuck with me. ❞

❝  Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞

❝  I bet he did kill his wife. ❞

❝  I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞

❝  Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞

❝  Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞

❝  If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞

❝  It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞

❝  What a mighty king I will be. ❞

❝  It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞

❝  You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞

❝  This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞

❝  I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞

❝  You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞

❝  No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞

❝  You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞

❝  So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞

❝  This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞

❝  Kids have it very good now. ❞

❝  Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞

❝  How did he lose his arm? ❞

❝  That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞

❝  You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞

❝  I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞

❝  My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞

❝  McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞

❝  That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞

❝  How perfect is that? ❞

❝  We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞

❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞

❝  One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞

❝  Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞

❝  If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞

❝  Hey, man. I like your button. ❞

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@takinghertime replied to your photo “@takinghertime <3”

// omg aldjfkhgjs �� you’re awesome

pfffft, you’re awesome idk i couldn’t resist, i really needed one of the two of them :o  i hope you are doing okay <333

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@takinghertime <3

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I am someone who did not die when I should have died.

Anne Carson, from Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides (via canariedfighter)

[incurablenecromantic]

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

[reasonably-annoyed-fog]

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

[jagarsjora]

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

[wnq-quotes]

If you never get sadness, how do you know what happy is like?

Ruth Hogan, The Keeper of Lost Things |  @wnq-quotes

[wordsnquotes]

I’m not brave any more darling. I’m all broken. They’ve broken me.

Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms

(via wordsnquotes)

[andtheywillobeyme]

[rainofcrystalspires]

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Imitosis || Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha (2007)

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@venusexstillhaven replied to your post “@venusexstillhaven replied to your post “welp, classic me. another...”

//Yeah of course! I'm not going anywhere and those ideas aren't either so we can pick it up whenever. I just hope things simmer down for you <3

-hugs- Okie, that’s good to know. Thanks dear. <3 Hopefully things will settle in another month or so, even with the possible move.

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@venusexstillhaven replied to your post “welp, classic me. another disappearing act. and as usual, i don’t know...”

//Oh god I'm so sorry you have to go through all this! It's really not fair and I hope things get better for you.

Thanks, dear. Me too. And it extra sucks, becAUSE WE HAD SUCH GOOD IDEAS FOR THINGS. ☹️ Hopefully things will get less stupid eventually and we can look into them again? 

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@takinghertime replied to your post “welp, classic me. another disappearing act. and as usual, i don’t know...”

// also my apologies bc I should have used a diff word than nutjob, which was ableist of me. 😬

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@sallysparrowtimetravels replied to your post “welp, classic me. another disappearing act. and as usual, i don’t know...”

I’m so sorry that you’re going through all that. Do you have resources in your area to help with bills? Some places like churches will help.

   Thanks dear. I’ve actually considered that. I’m not really a religious person though, so I’d feel like I was gaming the system. My parents live nearby, and if we have to drop our apartment, we’ll have somewhere to go for the time being. The catch is they have three cats, and I have two, ( not to mention they’re retired ) and my dad’s condition is that two of them have to go. He tried to compromise with one of mine and one of theirs. Call me crazy, but I’m unwilling to put any of the five away from myself or my mother.    I found a podunk, crumbly trailer that’s really overgrown out on a peninsula. Shady neighborhood, but people nodded when we were looking at the place so that’s something. Lots of KEEP OUT, NO TRESPASSING, and BEWARE OF DOG signs, which hopefully means that everyone is just hella reclusive and not a bunch of troublemakers. It’s the only affordable one outside Tacoma, and home improvement used to be like, my thing, so fingers crossed. 

@goldenacolyte replied to your post “welp, classic me. another disappearing act. and as usual, i don’t know...”

*holds you* Im so sorry that's all happened. I know what it's like (least a few of the things you've mentioned) so im very sorry this has happened, and i wish i could help in some way, even if it's to provide comfort! happy to hear an update though from you, and what sallysparrowtimetravels said! some will help with that, or at least some things

-all the hugs-  Yeah, it is some serious bullshit, lemme tell you. Thanks, m’dear. Sorry that I tend to disappear for months at a time. This is like, a thing I do, and it’s super not okay to cope by hiding in a hole, but I never know how to get out of it. I always get super worried about new friends thinking I’m a jerk for dropping off the map, but I still can’t quite manage to not clam entirely. I’m am so sorry. ._.

@takinghertime replied to your post “welp, classic me. another disappearing act. and as usual, i don’t know...”

// omg meg that royally sucks i'm so sorry you're having to deal with all of that crap :( the work stuff is bad enough on its own without the added health issues.

// also your boss sounds like a scary nutjob who needs to grow up

She is. She is a 50 year old, unique creature, but as awful and petty as she is, she’s also on a lot of definitely-not-okay-at-work drugs all the time, which makes her an idiot. Or maybe that’s just her personality without them. I don’t know. For example, our production logs, after the first confrontation ( which was stern but professional on my part about her managerial approach when she screamed at co-worker in high school, unprovoked ) I went through them religiously, and took pictures because all of a sudden I wasn’t getting my workload done and wanted to record things because I couldn’t figure out if it was my problem or hers. All of my findings over a span of two weeks was included with my report on the situation. Four weeks later, she brought forth that same notebook with notes from her in it, attached to each night saying ‘you need to say WHY you aren’t getting done, i keep telling you to write WHY, what are you DOING during your shift this isn’t HARD’ >:E Check this, though. She wrote those notes on every page, with the same pen, including on several pages where: a.) everything was done and clearly checked off and b.) we started writing why we hadn’t finished things which we started immediately upon her much later request Luckily when I pointed this out, my mangers could confirm it because they already had evidence from my report that those were NOT there before. Meg: 1 Leslie: 0 Not enough to get her fired, but enough to put her under some hella fucking daily scrutiny where she had to do her job instead of spending her shift at Starbucks. She did not like that, hence the busted window. There was also a lady named Chris, who is very frightening in a different sort of way. Like Leslie could be, but functionally sadistic and conniving. She set a lot of traps, too. Ones I couldn’t work my way out of, because there’s only so much you can do if someone above you blatantly makes up stories and you have no evidence. Good thing upper management already trusted I was being honest ( I wasn’t the first person to say something, just the first to stay so long. ), but it’s Union so there wasn’t much they could do about it.

tl;dr

My boss sucked ass, and while the money wasn’t worth the stress, getting the bills paid was. :c