I can't remember the last time my dad hugged me

Crack RP blog for Prince Anduin Wrynn.

[anduinception]

So, um... dragons think punching is flirting, right? 

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff I love your new look, almost as much as I love you! :-D 

[anduinception]

Gosh, all this stuff with Sylvanas sure is scary! I’m so glad my father is alive and well and will help the Alliance and Horde get through this, because I certainly would not have the experience or military expertise to handle something like this!! 

[anduinception]

@malfurioustormraging:

…But isn’t that Tyrande’s job? Why would you be doing it, you’re just a child!

No no, Tyrande leads the night elves, but not the whole Alliance! You’re getting the two things a little confused. 

[malfurioustormraging]

No, she’s supposed to be in charge of the whole Alliance, right? She’s supposedly the only person around here who actually does any work!

[anduinception]

…No? Uh, what exactly is she telling you?

[malfurioustormraging]

…………Uh, nothing! Of course! Haha, silly me, I must have just been misinterpreting things!

[anduinception]

....Okay then.

[anduinception]

@malfurioustormraging:

…But isn’t that Tyrande’s job? Why would you be doing it, you’re just a child!

No no, Tyrande leads the night elves, but not the whole Alliance! You’re getting the two things a little confused. 

[malfurioustormraging]

No, she’s supposed to be in charge of the whole Alliance, right? She’s supposedly the only person around here who actually does any work!

[anduinception]

...No? Uh, what exactly is she telling you?

[anduinception]

@malfurioustormraging:

…But isn’t that Tyrande’s job? Why would you be doing it, you’re just a child!

No no, Tyrande leads the night elves, but not the whole Alliance! You’re getting the two things a little confused. 

[anduinception]

Boy, I’m so glad we’re not going to be at war with the Horde anytime soon! Peace talks with Warchief Vol’jin are great! :) 

[malfurioustormraging]

WHAT 😫

[anduinception]

#Wait who is Vol'jin

Uh, its nothing for you to worry about Archdruid! You can go back to sleep, its all fine! :)

[malfurioustormraging]

Oh, well I thought it was important! Tyrande said I shouldn’t trust anything that says peace and Horde at the same time!

[anduinception]

Oh, don’t worry! Its perfectly trustworthy-- you can believe me, I’m going to be leading the Alliance eventually! :)

[anduinception]

Boy, I’m so glad we’re not going to be at war with the Horde anytime soon! Peace talks with Warchief Vol’jin are great! :) 

[malfurioustormraging]

WHAT 😫

[anduinception]

#Wait who is Vol'jin

Uh, its nothing for you to worry about Archdruid! You can go back to sleep, its all fine! :)

[anduinception]

Boy, I’m so glad we’re not going to be at war with the Horde anytime soon! Peace talks with Warchief Vol’jin are great! :) 

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I have many talents babe. *He poses against a wall and waggles his eyebrows.* Quick on the streets but long in the sheets.

*blushes* You are very talented. I’m sure people will forget about this fight soon enough. There’s far more important things to focus on. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Yeah, you’re right, irrelevance begets irrelevance so I’m sure that will all follow suit, now, how about you tell me what my gorgeous leader of the Alliance has been up to?

[anduinception]

Oh, you know, just the usual! Running the city, holding meetings. I think we’re very close to making peace with the Horde! Its been very productive. How about you?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He just keeps flexing.* Oh you know, being humble, last remaining sane black dragon, trying to hide my celebrity status, avoiding the red dragon flight and their torpedo shitting leader, swindling some orcs here and there, oh… taking care of the babies maybe and FUCKING HITTING THE GYM. *He puffs his chest out and makes his pecs bounce.*

[anduinception]

Ooh! So you have! You look amazing-- well, you always look amazing, but you know what I mean. :)

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I have many talents babe. *He poses against a wall and waggles his eyebrows.* Quick on the streets but long in the sheets.

*blushes* You are very talented. I’m sure people will forget about this fight soon enough. There’s far more important things to focus on. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

Yeah, you’re right, irrelevance begets irrelevance so I’m sure that will all follow suit, now, how about you tell me what my gorgeous leader of the Alliance has been up to?

[anduinception]

Oh, you know, just the usual! Running the city, holding meetings. I think we’re very close to making peace with the Horde! Its been very productive. How about you?

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I have many talents babe. *He poses against a wall and waggles his eyebrows.* Quick on the streets but long in the sheets.

*blushes* You are very talented. I’m sure people will forget about this fight soon enough. There’s far more important things to focus on. 

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I believe you’ll find I didn’t instigate any of these fights and quite frankly people are just jealous of me. That half goat moonman tried to argue his dick is bigger than mine and then that tribreed pipsqueak jumped out of a bush to make some smarmy remark about being blocked (which isn’t true) and then this poor excuse for a sausage dog just began yipping at me about my dad and shit so like????? I’m blameless.

Hey, uh, you probably shouldn’t call a worgen a dog. Also calling Med’an a “tribreed pipsqueak” is probably quite offensive. I think we should all just walk away from this and put it behind us. 

[liam-greymane]

Poor excuse for a sausage dog?! What the hell?

[medangerzone]

Tribreed pipsqueak?! Jesus, dude. 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He holds up a photo of this.*

[anduinception]

*snatches it off of Wrathion* Don’t make this worse! How did you even make this so quickly?!

[anduinception]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

I believe you’ll find I didn’t instigate any of these fights and quite frankly people are just jealous of me. That half goat moonman tried to argue his dick is bigger than mine and then that tribreed pipsqueak jumped out of a bush to make some smarmy remark about being blocked (which isn’t true) and then this poor excuse for a sausage dog just began yipping at me about my dad and shit so like????? I’m blameless.

Hey, uh, you probably shouldn’t call a worgen a dog. Also calling Med’an a “tribreed pipsqueak” is probably quite offensive. I think we should all just walk away from this and put it behind us. 

[liam-greymane]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

oh good from one irrelevant would-be-goat to an even more irrelevant should-be-dead-but-isn’t-dog

Always good to hear from the screaming baby whelpling. Is it past your bedtime, Wrathion? Want me to get Anduin to come tuck you in?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

i’ll happily take anduin to bed so sure *He crosses his arms and smirks.*

[anduinception]

Hey can you guys have one interaction that doesn’t end in a fight? Please? 

[wrathion-wrathioff]

*He began flexing.* Hey babe.

[anduinception]

Hi <3 But seriously, please stop fighting. Can’t we all just be friends?

[liam-greymane]

@wrathion-wrathioff:

oh good from one irrelevant would-be-goat to an even more irrelevant should-be-dead-but-isn’t-dog

Always good to hear from the screaming baby whelpling. Is it past your bedtime, Wrathion? Want me to get Anduin to come tuck you in?

[wrathion-wrathioff]

i’ll happily take anduin to bed so sure *He crosses his arms and smirks.*

[anduinception]

Hey can you guys have one interaction that doesn’t end in a fight? Please? 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

ill crush another twink under a bell just you watch

[anduinception]

What? Don’t do that! It really hurt, and if you did it to someone else they might not survive it. D: