How I Met Your Mother, September 2005 - March 2014
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How I Met Your Mother, September 2005 - March 2014
"There's no way that's true."
"It was insanely stupid for me not to have my own lawyer look over all the … the uh … I thought they were my lawyers. I was a Harvard business major…"
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god —— he’ll never admit how much he’s actually missed mark. it’s incredibly stupid, he shouldn’t miss someone who hurt him so badly. he was his best friend, though. he’s allowed to miss his best friend, right? right.
” —— … Mark.”
perhaps his tone is a little too harsh, hues not even bothering to focus on the others; hands shoving into pockets, head still ducked down - as if he were hoping that maybe this will just end already.
[ there's only one thing that comforts him, which is the fact that mr. saverin eduardo looks just as nervous as he is. mark shoves his hands in the pockets of his hoodie, averts his gaze. ]
"It's... something to see you again."
[ nice? terrible? he can never tell. ]
Death comes in the night, she thinks, before she returns to sleep. Like a lion.
Neil Gaiman, “The Problem of Susan,” from Fragile Things (via jaimelannister)
oh, no —— no, no, no. he’s just going to duck his head, rather quickly, might i add; and try his best to act like he didn’t just see the guy who literally screwed him over. otherwise, he’ll probably start yelling ——- again.
[ sure, they haven't seen each other in ages, and yes, mark screwed eduardo out of facebook, and sure, maybe he's hurting inside (so much, but he'll never admit it) but seeing eduardo makes mark abnormally nervous. ]
"Wardo."
[ how long has it been since that name passed his lips? much longer than he would've liked. ]
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“Yeah—- yeah, no, I fell down, uh. Skateboard thing.”
"Hmm. Believable."
All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.
"Are you crazy?”
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"Are you sure they won’t find out?”
"Are you sure this is legal?”
"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
"Are you threatening me?"
"Be mine."
"Do I know you?"
"Do you love me?"
"Do you remember this?"
"Do you trust me?"
"Don’t go."
"Don’t let me die"
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Don’t make me beg.”
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"Don’t you dare."
"Explain yourself."
"For you, I would _____"
"Give it back."
"Give me another chance."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"I already regret this."
"I am not wearing that.”
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"I can’t do this anymore."
"I can’t even look at you."
"I could kill you!"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I didn’t do it.""
"I didn’t know you could do that."
"I don’t want to look at you right now.”
"I guess this is goodbye.”
"I hate you."
"I have to go."
"I just want to cuddle."
"I know your secret.”
"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
"I love you."
"I miss you so very much."
"I missed you."
"I need a drink."
"I need a hug."
"I never really loved you."
"I owe you."
"I think I broke it."
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"I think it’s broken.”
"I trust you."
"I want to be yours."
"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.”
"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
"I’m bad for you.”
"I’m dying."
"I’m going to be sick."
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
"Is that my shirt?"
"It was me"
"It’s so beautiful.”
"It’s time to choose.”
"Just five more minutes."
"Just go."
"Just leave me alone."
"Just let me die."
"Just relax."
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Kiss me you idiot."
"Kiss me."
"Make me."
"Marry me?"
"My Parents don’t know"
"My parents know.""
"Never again."
"Nh, don’t be so rough!"
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"Put it away.”
"Put your trousers on!"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Shut up and listen."
"Take responsibility."
"That isn’t mine."
"That looked easier on TV."
"That sounds painful."
"That was a bad plan."
"That’s mine!”
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"They’re coming.”
"This seems familiar."
"This stays between us."
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"We need to talk."
"We’re moving too fast.”
"Well that was unexpected."
"What are we doing here?"
"What are you afraid of?"
"What are you touching?"
"What are you?"
"What do you need?"
"What happened to you?"
"What have I done this time?"
"What if someone catches us?”
"What sort of noise was that?”
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"What were you thinking?"
"Where are my clothes?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
"Where were you?"
"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
"Why are you wearing that?"
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"You could have died!”
"You could have killed someone!"
"You coward."
"You don’t need to be so gentle.”
"You drive me crazy!"
"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
"You lied to me!"
"You mean everything to me."
"You owe me."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"You’re all out of ____."
"You’re an idiot.”
"You’re bad for me.”
"You’re dead to me."
"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"
"You’re really good at this…”
"You’re so weird.""
"You’re under arrest."
’I hate disco.’
"Hm. Something we can agree on."
[ this party is, hands-down, the stupidest one he's been to so far. disco was not most prominent in the 80s. can't anyone do proper research? ]
” —— …..”
rough night.
"... I assume there is a reason why there's blood dripping down your face."