Top 50 Fake Acting Resume Credits
50. Paul, Hell on Earth, Oberon’s Players
49. Sergeant Major Carolyn Milm, Army Babes, Palm Beach Community Theater
48. Bronson the Bison, Westward Expansion Immersion Experience, Sagebrush Museum
47. Helen, Jungle Jim, Activia Playhouse
46. Beefcake #2, MeatWars, Betty White Black Box
45. Texas Serial Monogamist, High Infidelity, Oily Rope Theater
44. List of commercials available upon request
43. Featured Extra, Friends, Season Three
42. Puppeteer #6, Holiday Puppet Show, Darryl’s House
41. Janet Leigh, Hitchcock’d, Indianapolis Horror Convention
40. Milkbitch, Plymouth Plantation
39. Nicola Sacco, Venzetti! The Musical! Summer Touring Company
38. Justin, Justin Time, Helms Collective
37. Bear, Forest Fired, National Park Service Training Video
36. Murderer, Akron Murder Mystery Dinner Theater
35. Miss Alabama, Miss Alabama Pageant, Birmingham, AL
34. Rory, The Scottish Play (but not the one you’re thinking of), P.L.P.
33. Lobo, Jefferson High School Scared Straight Experience
32. Scott, A Play, Theater Playhouse
31. Aunt Lois, Guilttrippers!, Koppelman’s Dinner Theater
30. Clark Gable, All-American Look-alikes, San Diego
29. Kevin Spacey, House Of Cards, Netflix
28. Silverado Sam, Goldrush- The two-man one-man show, Valium-induced Fever Dream
27. Commander Blythe, SEAL Team Sex, Spice Network
26. Jesus, Christmas Pageant, Trinity Church
25. Jacob, Jacob’s Ladder, Juniper Theater
24. Mike Bossy, No Man Is An Islander, Nassau County Community Center
23. Ranch Hand #3, Mars Farmers, Jacobsen’s Glen
22. Feather Vendor, Ticklefight, Actual Sex Dungeon
21. Wild Tapdancer 4, The Totally Stationary Show, No Movement Allowed Theater
20. Charybdis, A Rock and A Hard Place, Beigeonbeige Salon
19. Czar Nicholas II, Hemophiliacs, Sondheim Workshop
18. Mama Harlow, School of Hard Knockers, Madmen and Gladwomen
17. Paper, Rock Paper Scissors, Roshambo
16. Larry, Larry Poppins, Hillsborough Community Theater
15. Back Half of Horse, Equus, Gurnfeld Black Box
14. Bleached Linda, Cellophane, Stark Naked Collective
13. Faff, Unicorn Diaries, Franklin Delano Theatre
12. Bikini Man, Bikini Man, Fourth Street Players
11. Betsy Ross, Red, White, and YOU!, Historic Alexandria
10. Yolanda’s Annoying Friend, Ballpark Babes, Cleveland Memorial
9. Green Lantern, WonderCon, Atlanta, GA
8. Queen Agatha of Perand, Ren Faire
7. Atheist Tina, Judge Judy, WB
6. Listerina, Forbidden Mouthwash, Off-broadway
5. Dan Quisenberry, A Royal Submarine, Arrowhead Players
4. Waiter, Applebee’s, Burlington VT
3. Mario, Donkey Kong, NES
2. Grave Robber, Nightmare Experience, Antioch Horror Maze
1. Alexander Hamilton, Hamilton, Richard Rodgers Theater