Gales of Reverie

So long, suckers!

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"You want to die that badly, huh? Too bad I don't feel like wasting energy on you."

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"dude can you get rid of that rbf... you're scaring the hoes."

With an eye roll, Scaramouche snorts at the other's blatant insult. A dumb insult at that. He couldn't control his regular expression, nor did he care to.

He wasn't butthurt exactly, but Scaramouche was annoyed at the other's unnecessary remark. Childe was on some hater shit. Unable to hold his tongue, he responds, "That's bold. You say that as though you stood a chance with them."

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[text]: f u bich ur mid anyway

He twitches a brow in annoyance at being called 'mid.' There's no way this average-looking man called him that.

Letting his anger take over, he texts back, "That's why you texted me first asking if I wanted to see your dick? Yeah, right. If anything, you are the 'mid' one here with basic looks and little to no brain."

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[text] hey c:

[text] u want my dik? lol ;p // idol au lmao

This would be the first and last time he gave his number to a quirked up white boy. Upon reading the message, he wanted to block the ginger for his lack of subtlety, but instead, he opted for "Go back to school and learn how to spell :)"

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"Hey, would you mind confirming my alibi by testifying for me?"

"Now why would I do that? Sounds like I would get a Childe-free vacation if I testified against you."

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i'm hot and sexy and you've got little man syndrome bro

"Have you ever considered that maybe your reliance on your looks and height have made you weaker in combat and wit? You're eleventh, while I am a higher rank. Humble yourself, Childe."

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has anyone told you that you look like megamind

"You look like the dumbest fuck of all time."

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"I think it's special, what's behind your back."

"keep it to yourself. it's disgusting coming from you."

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Pulcinella approaches Scaramouche, smirking. "Ohoho, hello cutie. What's this about you preferring me over Tartaglia?"

"What did that brat tell you? It's all slander. I was asked to choose between death or dealing with you. Obviously, the answer is to remain alive."

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would you rather eat pulcinella's ass after he eats taco bell or suck my dick

"you're not serious, are you? i wouldn't hesitate to choose the first option. i would rather die than touch you."

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kiss me thru the phone baby

"wouldn't even kiss you if you were the last person on teyvat."

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’ do you mix concrete for a living? because you’re making me hard. ’

"are you a jester for a living? because your existence is one massive joke."

[shirasaginohimegimi]

howdy! this is a new independent & semi-selective roleplay blog for kamisato ayaka from genshin impact. all pertinent information on my muse/blog can be found here.

rules are also below for ease since i am pinning this post.

SECTION 1. Writing.

I want to write with everyone! I enjoy having a variety of threads from one-liners and icons to brief responses and long-form text. I am flexible and reciprocate the energy given to me by my writing partner. I enjoy both serious threads and crack. I only ask that you don’t godmod or dictate how my character acts/feels. Ask memes are always a good way to start a thread, but I am also open to plotting. That can be done via Tumblr IMs or Discord. Your preference, really. Response speed may vary depending on multiple factors, but please note I don’t intend to ghost anyone. I am an adult with a career and side jobs so it can be a bit hectic on my end. 

 SECTION 2. Selectivity.

Although I say I am semi-selective, I tend to follow back most blogs. That said, there are exceptions. For example, one case I might not follow back is if I observe poor dash hygiene. I don’t really want a super clogged dashboard so I tend not to follow people who have a greater ratio of OOC posts compared to IC. Other things I like are cut posts and new threads for asks. The last two are not dealbreakers, though, but I consider this good dash hygiene. Additionally, I am a bit more hesitant to follow back OCs, but I can overlook that if there is some info I can get on the character. 

SECTION 3. Shipping.

I am truthfully on the fence about shipping. It will be done on a case-by-case basis. I will only really write shippy content if there is chemistry between the muses (our portrayals) or prior conversation between us OOC discussing the dynamic. I just want to make sure nothing is forced or awkward to write (LOL). Although I am 24, there will be absolutely no smut. 

 SECTION 4. OOC Conduct.

All I ask for is kindness and understanding. Always assume the best intentions from others and never yuck anyone’s yum. I work a stressful job and I am here for entertainment. Please don’t bring negativity and other exhausting energy in this space. If there is ever a time I do something that bothers you, please bring it to my attention directly. Also, bear in mind that I am not my character and would prefer to keep a clear distinction between what is IC and what is OOC.

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stands outside of scara's window singing this song.

Scaramouche is woken up by the sudden noise coming from outside. Upon hearing Childe's voice, he stands up, closes his window, and goes back to bed.

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[text] Haha ;)

straight white boys texting meme | accepting

venti's laughter typically means scaramouche's misfortune. he doesn't like to see it whether it is in person or over text, and this time they were both. They were in the same room and Venti had sent him a message.

Did he have something on his face? Was his fly down, or was Venti simply being an annoying bitch? (hint: Venti was always an annoying bitch according to scaramouche.)

He waits a moment before replying to the text, "what's so funny? huh???"

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[text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af

he angrily blocks childe's number.

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[text] so wanna see my abs? 😛

[text] no.