Actually an Egg

i am trash, and egg and a very lonely person whos ships make them realise this. please talk i am a lonely egg.

[vykodlak]

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

[realkaijuhavecurves]

[breeyn]

I think I’ve already reblogged this but too bad

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[unicornmitteneater]

where….where are the notes……

[piesandswords]

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

[littlemut]

[kyn-val]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

[morrithal]

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

[highmachinegun]

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

[squidward-sword-hd]

By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

[fluffy-luffy]

@sleepy-sheepasaurus

[sheepan274]

Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.

[cherry-flavored-sigh]

taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her

[spiroandthelacktones]

Can you believe how wrong media like ready player one is about online games

[momoiroinkremade]

@brasspython @sh1mada

[hceinarchive]

he would understand

[hceinarchive]

this is ok to reblog if u relate btw

[somaisumnamultid-o]

@not-aph-england

[evecoffn]

character concept: two people who have been reincarnated for thousands of years and have always found eachother but instead of being in love they just fucking hate eachother

[tangent128]

[milf--coded-deactivated20170202]

Every time I see this post it’s the same characters but a different picture and I love it

[logarto]

i hate anime. midoriya always gets described as plain looking as if thats his most distinguishable attribute. his hair is fucking green

[beamjavelin]

logan they live in a world where kids can have car engines in their legs

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[theextraordinaryimouto-deactiva]

@the-spooky-birdy In disguise during October and shit. Tryna get away with foul language. I see you child.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

IT WASN’T ME IT WAS @jewishmagpie I SWEARS

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

@takashi0

[1000papertoads]

listen

[mrrrowlet]

comprehensive dictionary of kitty faces

:3 - neutral kitty :3c - devious kitty, do not trust ll3 - satisfied, pleased kitty ://3 - flattered kitty 83 - catnip kitty. equip chain mail 0:3 - this kitty has done no wrong. refuse her nothing x3 - deviantart kitty. harmless. be nice ;3 - this kitty wants something from you and is asking nicely ;3c - this kitty wants something from you and is not asking  :3€ - you’ve been a fool. leave your things and retreat >:3€ - run. run for your life.

[lunahudson]

[m0uthbr3ather]

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

[biszumletzten]

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

[mynameisdevon]

BABUSHKATS

[alliearts]

babushkats.

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[forbiddenseason]

How to make a story better: add dragons

[wereralph]

How to make it even better: Add dragons you don’t have to kill.

[forbiddenseason]

You’re promoted

[dragoninanerdbody]

Best Idea, make the dragon the protagonist.

[pombons]

The prodragonist

[sam-disk]

made this for reference

[kirakuin7]

I really love this best video I found in Instagram