The last pages are for you, Sam.

. an exhausted goblin; doesn't remember how to write. Blog /blɒɡ/ noun. 1. whatever strikes my fancy, sometimes nsfw, and personal tripe. 2. a miscellany of my fics (whenever they may appear) Fastest way to my heart is to bring me coffee.

[lactating]

the classic roll onto side and sleep for two more hours trick - ill try it now!

[lactating]

i wake up and ten thousand years have passed. i dreamt of watching a light rain fall onto a stormy sea. theres nothing left of anything.

[bisexualhobgadling]

don't forget to leave a knife out for brutus tonight!

[aneryk]

If anyone wants to drop $250,000 into my bank account rn, no questions asked, that'd be great. 👍

Doesn't even have to be all at once. Can do 12.5k every month and call it a tax deduction.

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

GOAT DOWN

[keepxsolxinxsolxinvictus]

My Destruction is Your Salvation

Happy 2026, Everyone!

[littleredblueberry]

THE GOAT HAS FALLEN

Looking forward to a great 2026

[thevictoriousone]

Happy Gävle Goat Destruction Day to all who celebrate!

[lost-fish-in-a-big-pond]

ding dong the goat is dead!

[ageae]

[lostlegendaerie]

my ape brain when it gets dark at 4:45pm

[myblackcatsociety]

[cecenyss]

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

[aneryk]

If anyone wants to drop $250,000 into my bank account rn, no questions asked, that'd be great. 👍

Doesn't even have to be all at once. Can do 12.5k every month and call it a tax deduction.

[juney-blues]

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

[itsnickha]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[calellon]

All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time