Funky Local Kraken

pfp by @treekianthia! header by @zambicarts! She/Her, 33. Call me Kraken or Jade. I write things. Multifandom. Permanent resident of Rare Pair Hell™ Fic blog: @broomballkrakenfic

[broomballkraken]

Heyo new followers! You have stumbled upon an unholy place mostly filled with reblogs. I’m now posting fic related things to my fic sideblog: @broomballkrakenfic

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/BroomballKraken

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[frawgs]

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

[lobotomyscars]

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[dr-cringe]

[unfortunatpanda]

[rockabillywife]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

[romanceyourdemons]

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

How it feels to like a mutual's post within 10 seconds of it being posted

[dogpuppy]

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[395nm]

this was in my damn bed. I was feeling around in the dark for a second pillow. I thought the pillow had gauze stuck to it. when i tried to toss the wad of gauze in the trash, it grabbed my face. at that point i got confused and turned on the lights. unauthorized fucking thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The first time I reblogged this I didn't see your fingers properly and didn't realise just how fucking tiny this dude is. The gauze story makes much more sense now, I was imagining something goanna-sized and thinking you were lucky to get out of the encounter with an entire face.

[395nm]

just a little dude

[rozieramati]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[thelove-rs]

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

[thatbitchsimone]

me when there is in fact a deadline

[capacity]

Weeks ago too

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)