The Eve

Sammy | EXO | Dancer

[twoy-deactivated20210730]

vlive editors: time to log off

[linestickeroftheday]

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[jinsbts]

grape joon ♡

[sefuns]

Smol team vs Tol team ✧ EXO Climb the Ladder Travel the World 2 EP.8 ↳ (trans.)

[allforbts]

© BLOOMING SUGA | Do not edit.

[hobies]

grandma knows what’s up

[arihanagrande]

jimin: i like to drop subtle hints that i need someone to praise me

jimin: someone praise me

[teenagerposts]

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

[ang-yeol]

When I think about wanting to hug someone, kiss someone, touch someones face, just to feel the weight of another body on top of mine..

Why do I always think of you

[ohsehuns]

‘EXO will tell you’ Vlive | Junmyeon got scolded by Sehun’s dad.

[jonginssoo]

sukai in ‘ᴇxᴏ ᴀʀᴄᴀᴅᴇ‘ teaser ♡

[not-a-space-alien]

proofreading my own writing like wow.  u sure do love those commas, buddy.  what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal.  all those run-ons, friend.  why don’t you tone it down, my guy

[9060x]

[a-smol-cunt-deactivated20181215]

I audibly gasped

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[its-isabela]

“Drake.”

“What?”

“Where’s the Tumblr app?”

[daphnis-is-screaming]

“It should be there, it exists.”

“You were supposed to delete all the porn bots.”

“Dude I’m gonna.”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah!”

“So go delete the porn bots then.”

“Fine, I will!”, Drake says as he accidentally deletes actual users at random with his shitty bot. “I see the problem.”

“OH DO YAH?!”

[askjennaflorida]

“This is the worst day ever”

“Why, because I deleted all the NSFW blogs instead of the pornbots and pedo blogs?”

“No, because it’s a little humid-YES, BECAUSE YOU DELETED ALL THE NSFW BLOGS INSTEAD OF THE PORNBOTS AND PEDO BLOGS!”

[unpopular]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day