SPN Angel Family

When they're not battling over the fate of the world or being stabbed in the back with angel blades, how do these heavenly beings act around each other?

[angel-fam]

I'm only funny 'cause my father is an asshole

Gabriel

[angel-fam]

Lucifer [talking in his sleep]:   Kill all humans... kill all- God:   Please wake up. Lucifer:   I was having a wonderful dream. I think you were in it. 

[angel-fam]

Adam [to the Winchesters]: Do you always run headlong into certain death? 

Castiel: Sometimes they walk. Occasionally shuffle. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw them amble into certain death. 

[angel-fam]

(Crowley randomly appears)

Dean: I didn’t summon a demon.

Crowley: Then what did you summon?

Dean: An asshole.

[angel-fam]

Michael:You make me so angry

Michael: It’s remarkable

Lucifer: I didn’t even say anything

Michael: Yet here I am, boiling with rage

[angel-fam]

“I swear to father, I’ve seen that exact bumblebee five times today.”

—Castiel

[angel-fam]

Random Demon: Your capture and your execution will mean my return to my ranking status.

Castiel: Yeah, get ready for another demotion.

[angel-fam]

Gadreel: When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!

Gadreel: I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!

Gadreel: Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Gadreel lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down. With the lemons!

[angel-fam]

Lucifer: Do you think I complain a lot?

Michael: What are you bitching about now?

[angel-fam]

Castiel: You’re always wearing black, who’s funeral is it?

Crowley: I haven’t decided yet.

[angel-fam]

Gabriel: Balthazar is seriously the biggest prick on the face of the Earth.

Sam: How do you know him?

Gabriel: Oh, he’s one of my best friends.

[angel-fam]

Anna: So, this ‘stopping the apocalypse’ has been going on for...?

Castiel: few years.

Anna: And your first name again is...?

Castiel: Castiel.

Anna: And your boyfriend's name is...?

Castiel: Dean.

Castiel: Crap! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend? I thought you said best friend

[angel-fam]

Dean: Are you ready to fucking die?

Lucifer: uh?

Lucifer: I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!

[angel-fam]

God [to angels]: For the last few thousand years or so, I’ve done the best I could to raise you.

God: Have I been perfect? No.

God: Do I know anything about children? No!

God: Should I have picked up a book on parenting? Probably!

God: Where was I going with this? I had a point…

[angel-fam]

Castiel: Where are you going?

Gabriel: To either get ice cream or commit a felony.

Castiel: ...

Gabriel: I'll decide in the car.

[angel-fam]

Dean: why do you have so many kids?

God: they make me happ-

[loud series of suspicious crashes]

God: I have no idea

[angel-fam]

I have what...?!

Sup people! It has come to my attention that I now have over 1000 followers!!!😳

*confetti rains down*

I can’t express how much this means to me. Thank you!!!

Also, in case you were unaware, you can send me submissions and quotes you think I could use.

And! If you want to draw or write something for one of the posts just be sure to credit me and send a link. I would love to see your work 😊