Angela Anaconda @angelaa-anaconda - Tumblr Blog

I'm on my knees too

Lord give me strength 😩

#chris evans #evansedit #chris evans fandom #the fact I don’t know him is a crime #how dare you #the universe is clowning me #straight up dunking on me

chrisevansonly

oh you thought i was done? yeah no there’s more…and he looks so goddamn fine

angelaa-anaconda

My man has been looking fine AF lately 👀

#chrisevans #christopher robert evans #chris evans #chrisevansedit #ughhhh #the rolled sleeves? and the tattoos?#maaaaate #what are you trying to do?#kill us?#mission accomplished #I’m dead #deceased #you’ve slayed me #blogging from beyond the grave

c-est-comme-ca

CHRIS EVANS + his most recent slutty crimes

angelaa-anaconda

Fuck me… (no seriously, I’m begging 🙏🏼)

#chris evans #evansedit #cevansedit #weheartchrisevans #chrisevansedit #this man #please #someone come get him #stooooop #I’m dying

c-est-comme-ca

CHRIS EVANS living his best life!

angelaa-anaconda

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimised by Buzzfeed

#chris evans #evansedit #cevansedit #chrisevansedit #please #god help me #this man is too much #does he have to be so cute #why are you doing this to me?#personally victimised by buzzfeed #they knew what they were doing #fucking hell

meidui-deactivated20221108

I LOVE YOU IN EVERY UNIVERSE.

angelaa-anaconda

A wonderful birthday to this wonderful man! 🥳 I hope you have a beautiful day xx

#chris evans #weheartchrisevans #evansedit #chrisevansedit #happy birthday #love you <3 #i love you in every universe

sheisraging

Chris Evans at the Los Angeles premiere of Lightyear, 6/8/2022

angelaa-anaconda

What right does this man have looking so fine? The chokehold this man has on me… I swear to god

#chris evans #chris evans edit #buzz lightyear #buzz lightyear premiere #phewwww #this man is so fine #come on #ages like fine wine #good god

ozarkthedog

Your Chris Evans fics are giving me life! Although they’re really not helping my thirst for this man, like at all 😂 all I can say is I am PARCHED 😂

love your work xx

Ha! Best stock up on some electrolytes cause I won’t be stopping my whoring for him anytime soon. 💙

angelaa-anaconda

Love it! Sisters in whoring 😉

ozarkthedog

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞

summary: Chris returns homes after the Lightyear premiere and ruins you aka fucks you within an inch of your life.

warnings: filthy, nasty smut. fingering multiple holes. dirty talk. squirting. light anal play. bicep choking. rough sex. slight fisting threat. Chris Evans looking like this ☝️

word count: 2193

author’s note: there is no reason for this other than to spread filth. hope you enjoy the wickedness! 💙 thanks to @ghotifishreads for the button poppin’ thot!

☽ 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭 ♁ 𝐎𝐳𝐳𝐢𝐞'𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 ☾

“You know it was bold of you to send me those texts while I was on the carpet.” Chris says as he steps into the kitchen with a somber stare. The dim light from the elegant light that hangs over the island casts a golden hue over the room and makes him look like a villainous god.

You lean against the kitchen island and inwardly cringe at your actions. Normally you don’t use social media but you just had to see him dressed to the nines and in his element.

Your eyes bugged when you saw what he looked like on the red carpet. Everything about him made you lose your mind but the way his tricolor beard and arms looked tonight? There was no way you could keep those thoughts to yourself.

angelaa-anaconda

Um, yes please 🙋🏻‍♀️