#maaaaate

[zeenmrala]

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[gaslysrights]

SEBASTIAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[drarry-with-a-side-of-harry]

don’t know about you but Arthur’s proposal feels really abrupt almost like he’s trying to hide true feelings??

idk you know i love Gwen and i actually really like those two together despite how much i love Merthur and the ot3 with all of them lmaoo but something just felt a bit off with it to me

ALSO was Merlin really happy for him? was he trying to be happy??? idk the first time he smiled seemed kinda sus to me. i think he’s happy that Arthur’s happy but not happy about the reason for his happiness. sorry just casual gay pain vibes i’m picking up

SO THE EPISODE CONTINUES AND MY LIVE REACTION WAS ‘what the actual fuck was that. what am i supposed to do with that????’ TELL ME THAT’S NOT A MOOD. Gwen gets fucking banished are you kidding me?? all the fucking pain man. and Arthur’s uncle can suck my big toe i fucking hate him i think more than Uther because he’s really tried to mold Arthur for Morgana’s benefit AND he really dislikes Merlin which Uther never did

AND THEN the proper send off for Lancelot at the end just finished me off 🥺🥺🥺 the fact that Merlin was the only one there fuck i did not cry (like Merlin lmaoooo)

[timeiswasting]

I really can't stop thinking Gold Rush as a nurseydex song,,, man the softness, the longing

[debruyness]

so, here's a story. yesterday a pregnant woman, and her husband, came to see me for her antenatal check-up. the guy comes in and he's ranting about the criminal justice system and I'm like 'okay he's politically informed, that's nice for a change'. Well, he continues to check the news on his phone as I chat to his wife, and the pregnancy is advanced, so I ask her about the baby's name. and here's how it goes:

lady: oh we'll name him Benjamin

me: *had just seen - no lies - a kid named wesley sneijder* such a classic, beautiful!

lady: well...the first name is Benjamin. The second name...well...he (husband) chose it and I can't even pronounce it

me: *thinking shit here we go again, another footballer* oh? What is it?

husband: Netanyahu

me: ...oh? after the Israeli?

husband: yes, the Israeli prime minister the press keeps slandering

me:

[freaking-gay-fudge]

Australia, the only countries where spiders throw shoes back at you

[earpwaves]

We all know Dominique gets turned on and wanted to know if Kat does too fjgkgkfkf she’s literally braver than the US Marines for asking that

[lilcullxn-blog]

Sooo I was just writing a post about what Twilight would be like in Australia and I realized the pack would be dingoes and I cannot tell you how much I want this to happen