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*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

bumblebeebats

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

bumblebeebats

#wdym under the age of 30 #people in their 30s have been on the internet since it was created #i assure you we are receiving the psychic damage also

sockth

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

#i am THE biggest asexual arthur morgan truther u will ever meet #and aromantic olric from fields of mistria #luffy from one piece is also aroace and it's quite literally canon. thanks

thatlittleegyptologist

"Using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI"

bestie boo, let me fill you in on something: if you're going to take any part of 'good grammar' and randomly assign it to She's A Witch! AI, you might as well give up. It's over. You're cooked. Anyone who has spent the last decade or more learning to type properly, anyone who has spent any time writing articles/papers/essays that require you to use 'good grammar' is going to fall into that 'oh no it might be AI' trap.

Stop hunting like it's 1692. You're not going to find Goody Proctor at the ChatGPT sacrament. What you're going to do is exactly what happened back then: harming people who've done nothing wrong.

arviyya

can I reblog this a million times

mercurialkitty

all these AI tests are just going to find you Gen-Xers

cartoon-fanaticism

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

respectissexy

"You can't love others/nobody else can love you until you love yourself" isn't strictly true, but people say it because the thing they're getting at that IS true -- which you can roughly summarize as, "if you commit to being a complete unchecked void of self-loathing, you will inevitably alienate people who love you" -- sounds even meaner.

yayee-prsp

Qiolru compiltions

#thak u.......#chronically ill orufrey my beloved #orufrey #wha

jusjuiceboxbox

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

#old lower back injury is gonna take me out today

monsterbutch

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

formlessdemi

God forbid Chippy do anything

randomdeinonychus

You absolutely must unmute this video.

orpheuslament

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

chaoticfloralz

The idea that adult men and women can't ever be friends without it having an ulterior motive is misogyny and you will never convince me otherwise. If you think a man having a female friend is inappropriate or that a woman having a male friend is inappropriate then you are a misogynist.