The Cool Babysitter

I live in a cubicle half the time and have bipolar disorder.

[angelfromminnesota]

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[byekansas]

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People who think that Mario Kart ruins friendships have probably not played Dokapon Kingdom

[princessrinielle]

Hey, kid! Wanna see some magic?

Weber: I’m Weber! And today is your lucky day!

Me: You look like a trustworthy fellow. Let’s have it!

Weber: You’re gonna love this! Take good care of it! Heh heh heh!

Me: What is this, now? “Summons the Grim Reaper”?

Me: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!!!

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[ilikegirlsbro-deactivated201608]

This fucked me up

[angelfromminnesota]

grandkid: you were alive before gay marriage was legal? what was that like?

me: fuckin stupid

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#SDCC #squadt germ s005 #roach #Rotofugi booth #5248 The fun starts tomorrow night!

[angelfromminnesota]

I am heartless. I am stern. I am blunt. But that's just the way you gotta be in this world.

[angelfromminnesota]

Before and after.

[witchomo-blog]

school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

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[ahorsecalledtimber1]

Katrin & Blitz by Frederic.Zimmer on Flickr.

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wiissa

[angelfromminnesota]

I work in a call center and yesterday I was doing a follow up call to see if the person had stopped in to their appointment they set. This woman on the other side of the phone was a sassy black lady who was all like, “OH NOO LITTLE LADY! MY GIRL LASHANDRA AND I FORGOT TO GO IN BECAUSE WE RENTED A SNOW CONE TRUCK FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY AND WAS ALL HANDING OUT MOTHER FUCKING FREE SNOW CONES TO ALL THE LITTLE BITCHES WALKING DOWN THE STREET!” 

I was in tears.

[kushandwizdom]

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