Angel Hare Incorrect Quotes

Until you quote me again!

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Introduction!!

This Tumblr blog is dedicated to collect quotes that the characters of Angel Hare may or may not have said.

For those who are unaware, Angel Hare is an analog horror series on YouTube by The East Patch. It follows a man by the name of Jonah revisiting a Christian children's cartoon of the same name, but there are things that are vastly different from the VCR recordings from his youth. It’s highly underrated, and I personally recommend it!

As far as rules go:

* NSFW accounts DNI

* You are allowed to suggest quotes, but PLEASE include the quote’s source

* Any quotes that are offensive, NSFW, etc. are not allowed

And now the characters! (Contains spoilers!)

Angel Gabby — The titular Angel Hare

Friend Francis — Shy badger and friend of Gabby

Jonah — The protagonist

Angel Zaggy/Zag — Detective from Wylde Hare

Francine — Secretary at Zag's detective agency

Segan — Jonah's childhood friend

Camael/Angel Cammy — The entirety of Hyrax in the Rocks

Francois — Cam's friend

And that's all! Please follow the rules, and support Angel Hare if possible.

(Note: This account is no way affiliated with The East Patch)

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*On the spinning teacup ride at Disneyland*

Gabby and Francis: *Spinning calmly while talking*

Zag and Francine: *Spinning slightly faster while having some sort of debate*

Cam and Francois: *Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, and screaming*

Jonah and Segan: *Recording everything*

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Cam: What if something goes wrong?

Segan: Something always goes wrong. That’s how we know we’re doing it right.

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Francine: I’m attracted to people with power.

Francis: I’ve paid the electricity bill once!

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Jonah: I’m making pizza! Want any?

Gabby: What kind?

Jonah: Circular!

Zag: She meant what flavor.

Jonah: Tasty!

Francis: My favorite kind! :)

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Taking a break today. Quotes will resume tomorrow!

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Cam: Well, my social anxiety is getting the best of me. I’m taking a walk. Bye.

Francis: Wait for me, Angel Cammy! I want to come, too!

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Francis: If I were a donut, what kind would I be?

Gabby: Definitely sprinkles.

Francis: What kind of icing and sprinkles?

Gabby: White icing and confetti rainbow sprinkles. You’re a delight in every way.

Francis: Thank you. I wanna be a donut someday. :)

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Gabby: What happened to your nose?

Jonah: I used it to break some guy’s fist.

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Francine: I will ruin your happiness.

Cam: My what?

Francine: Your hap-

Francine, realizing: Oh. You need therapy.

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Jonah: I love hearing Zag shouting at someone else. It’s a really nice change of pace!

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Francis: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover them?

Zag: Fran, it’s four o’clock in the morning.

Francis: So, you can’t sleep? Is it because of the blanket?

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Cam: I want to be sweet and friendly, but there’s all this anxiety. And the horrors.

Francois: And rage.

Cam: Yeah, and also the rage.

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Francis, waving a small pride flag: Happy Pride Month, everyone! Please be as gay as much as you’d like!

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Segan, about Jonah: I think his dad was a giant piece of shit.

Francine: Hun, we’ve always known he was a giant piece of shit.

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Zag: You can’t keep using me as your emergency contact.

Francis: Why not?

Zag: Because half your emergencies are you being anxious about stuff.

Francis: Golly! You know the system already!

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Francis: Of course, I’m a party animal. It’s just that the animal in question is the sleepytime tea bear.