Winking With Both Eyes

josie, 25, she/her, [redacted]

[dehalogenase]

I ❤️ Making Slop

#1 Slop Fan Of All Time (SFOATOTUS)

Share Slop! Spread Slop! Sustain Slop!

Sow Slop! Sew Slop! So Slop!

Solemn? Somber! Secluded?

surely slop submission shall suffice?

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[scavengedluxury]

The Concrete Cows. Milton Keynes, November 2015.

[batavias]

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[enchantedbook]

'Girl in a magic Forest' by Sergei Lodygin, 1920s.

[versains]

SPAIN WINS THE 2026 WORLD CUP

[sockenpuppe]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think it's cause messi isn't fat enough

[userfish]

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

[dehalogenase]

🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

:)

[northwest-by-a-train]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[lamignonette]

[vizreef]

Sony PlayStation 2 // slimline game console (Japan, 2006)

@vidibit

[ryebreadgf]

she’s real as fuck