Winking With Both Eyes

josie, 25, she/her, [redacted]

[dehalogenase]

I ❤️ Making Slop

#1 Slop Fan Of All Time (SFOATOTUS)

Share Slop! Spread Slop! Sustain Slop!

Sow Slop! Sew Slop! So Slop!

Solemn? Somber! Secluded?

surely slop submission shall suffice?

[dehalogenase]

these oreos taste like vape

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

[ozempicofficial]

[dehalogenase]

proanaXchuuni saints of ages past

[dehalogenase]

blush blindness is beating people’s asses rn i’m so serious

[dehalogenase]

hit-and-miss engine driven fuckmachine

[mypoorcanary]

Hurdy Gurdy Beats To Flog Yourself To (8 hour version)

[offshoreoilrig]

we'll never be able to relive boa - duvet summer

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[materialsscienceandengineering]

Scientists discover massive natural hydrogen source beneath Canada

Scientists have discovered that ancient rocks deep beneath Canada are naturally releasing hydrogen gas, offering new evidence that Earth itself may contain significant untapped sources of clean energy. Researchers from the University of Toronto and the University of Ottawa studied the Canadian Shield, a vast region of some of the oldest rock formations on the planet. For the first time, they directly measured hydrogen escaping from these billion-year-old rocks, tracked how it builds up over time, and mapped where the gas is concentrated.

Read more.

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[sourcreammachine]

[dehalogenase]

im gonna get scurvy bc i dont eat vegetables or fruits im such a stupid fucking chud

[dehalogenase]

[dehalogenase]

im gonna get scurvy bc i dont eat vegetables or fruits im such a stupid fucking chud

[househunting]

your own personal cave

$995,000

between Santa Fe and Taos, NM

[eggmeowth]

When they press on your posting gland during sex>>>

[dehalogenase]

trans women banned from women’s birding competitions due to superior bone density and legacy skeletal muscle. it would be dangerous for a cis woman to even attempt to see or hear a bird if a trans birder is within 500 yards of her. no amount of hormones or surgery can ever take away my constitutional, god-given talent at bird identification