Careful. Here there be fangirling!

All things Bioware, video games, cute animals, and more obnoxious gifs and memes than you could shake a stick at.

[galedekarios]

gale dekarios + text posts [6/?]

part 1 // part 2 // part 3 // part 4 // part 5

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[h4h4n0tfunny]

Absolutely dumb 🤣

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[jellyjamheadobb]

[shadow-von-vamp]

oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

[gothiccharmschool]

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sleepydreameroncloud9]

The Looney Tunes Show: Season 2, Episode 23: Here Comes the Pig

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[angelicfangirl]

List 10 favourite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag ten people.

Yeah I'm not doing the tagging but LETS GO

Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII)

Sakura Kinomoto/Sakura Avalon (Cardcaptor Sakura)

Kaidan Alenko (Mass Effect)

Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon (The Witcher)

Henry of Skalitz (Kingdom Come Deliverance)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)

Bayek of Siwa (Assassin's Creed: Origins)

Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age)

Tiny Tina (Borderlands)

[ageofthegeekdotcon]

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

[perryriposte]

Okay, this is awful, but it appeals to my weird sense of humor. And it's my tumblr.

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie