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#and it would say #fuck you #over it #let’s #move #ON

The tarot cards said I *have to* fuck you in the woods, I don’t make the rules.

Man I just went to the gas station messy af, hair lookin crazy, no makeup, outfit still cute tho bc I only own cute clothes. Tell me why these garage truck men BOX ME IN whilst I’m trying to pull out asking me if I got a bf. I said “🫪 I know people” and they were like but ya are u single blah blah blah n I said “im jus trying to get home pls don’t hit my car” as I maneuvered around them and their home boy in the other truck goes “bro yall scaring her!!!” Like yes im terrified pls don’t approach me IN MY car at 3am ina parking lot had me feeling like i was gonna be followed and snatched 😭😭😭 anyways so im traumatized and have been so pls don’t do that to me

#like I was attacked at a liquor store #at 8pm #and no one came to help me #until after #soooo #do not approach me at night #if im alone specifically #I will never respond #and I will be aggressive #idc how cute you think you are #not a cute move #and he was cute that’s the sad part #but absolutely not sir I watch true crime

Wow woke up horny so I grab my trusty sidekick to get the job done… TELL MY WHY ITS BROKEN TF. i charged it and everything and she just.. doesn’t wanna vibrate. I’m so distraught homegirls was like 80 bucks. WHYYYYY

I’m fucking pissed no one talk to me ever I’m so fucking mad

#text #what the fuck #like genuinely #why would this happen to me #that’s so fucking rude

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Sometimes I think abt the time I accidentally sent a screenshot of a convo to a guy I was in a “situationship” with, thinking I was sending it to my bestie to talk shit. And ofc he was like ???? So I just said “just showing you how fucking stupid ur acting” and honestly… proud of myself for that one.

#opppss #text #atleast I had a good save #and a burn #he was so pissed lmao

Oh my god you ever orgasmed so much you had four in a row? Well. I just did. And it was mind blowing. Now I’m good for the next month. So all of August, suitors can back tf off. I’m living my best life and don’t need yall to ruin it thanks 😊

#text #also it was a solo adventure #and it was magnificent

Got cast in another film, I get to be a band member for a crime movie. Genuinely so excited, I’ve done concert scenes but I’m usually a fan so it’s gonna be real cool to actually be on stage. Eeee. I’m gonna make it to Hollywood one day I swearrrr!! Just gotta push myself to audition for more stuff and whatnot. But I’ve averaged about 5 films in a year so hopefully I can keep it up and do even more!

#text #film #acting

Yikes waking up after being hella depressed be embarrassing af like why would I post that on my tumblr Jesus fucking Christ

#this is a formal PSA to me and myself #DONT DO THAT #not cool #or hot

If I can’t crack jokes and have fun while sucking d then gtf out my face bc I am SILLY I need the energy back otherwise it’s just weird

#text #ugh #it’s so hard being a silly goose

Allowed myself to be crazy over a guy for a day n now im back to my regularly scheduled self. Im auditioning for a cewl new murderrr mystery dinner gig and also just got asked to be in a movie so fuck yall have a good night besides the bitches who don’t deserve it ig idk

#text #am over de moon

I have a molar that is in SO MUCH PAIN. So I got some stuff to put on it to help. Holy shit, when I say the pain stopped immediately, I mean it. That shit had me dancing in circles I was so happy my toof wasn’t in pain no more. Imma need antibiotics ofc but this numbing is amazing.

#s2g this shit numbs you more than coke #the minute I put it in I was 🤯#I’m so happy it exists bc damn #that pain was hardcore #text

Lmaooo I love when ppl ask me what I do for work. I literally sell ice out of a big cute van in front of schools, work, whatever. Giving children and adults sugar rushes they prob don’t need. It’s kinda creepy sounding but I do love my job! (I work for Kona ice)

Oooh lord. Met a reaaaal cute guy, and we spent all night yapping and whatnot. He started introducing me as his gf (all in good fun, I was doing the same) but Man imma be sad if I never see him again. He was so freaking sweet, and he’s also got my belt lol. Hopefully that’s a sign I need to find my way back to him… but he hops trains so idk how likely it is ugh

#oh god #yikes #he was weird I can’t believe I even posted abt gain #to be fair #I have another suitor #and he’s not a creep #he’s actually idk #kinda a silly goose #and I like that #text

Ive been super fucking sick for weeeeks. Finally am getting over it and I’m so grateful to be normal-ish that I’m serenading ducks to 2000s top hits in Asheville and making tiktok music videos with my sis at 2am. Needless to say, I’m happy to be healthy and alive. Being sick was super rough and I honestly woulda been fine with dying if it didn’t go away. I mean I went 2 WEEKS without eating anything, just straight Powerade, water, and trying not to throw that up. It’s really made me realize how much I complain over small things. Bc I’d rather complain over bs than literally STARVE bc I can’t stomach food. I lost 20lbs in those two weeks and I’m very happy to say I’ve already gained 9lbs of that over the last week.

And if I’m to die tomorrow, just know I loved you, know I don’t mean what I say. The anger can blind me and make me say stupid things. That’s why I apologize so much. That’s why it makes it hard to be here.

But I’d rather be working for a paycheck, than waiting to win the lottery

#bright eyes #first day of my life #music

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