[childmagazine]

[burgrs]

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

[just-shower-thoughts]

If I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, they’d soon find me attractive

[marshmalllow]

the songs like “scooby doo where r you” but he’s always right there. like the fucking dog is never hiding or missing or anything so what the hell

[yeahloads]

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just watch this 

[nowaydudez]

I could watch this forever

[mastervvv]

omfg

[slimetony]

I want to be a cryptid but not like I want to turn into mothman or bigfoot I just want to be regular old me but hanging out in the woods in a t-shirt and jeans and people look for me with binoculars and they find me hoarding stones by a riverbed eating lil debbie snack cakes and the government tries to conceal my existence 

[llamascanbepurple]

This represents my entire personality. 

[sappy-little-trees]

When you reach That Point after hours of socializing

[bettedavisgf]

tfw lgbt cinema is virtually always intended for exploitative str8 audiences instead of lgbt people

[daggersintheirsmile]

Things I learned this weekend: My severe insecurity and lack of confidence in myself as well as my crippling anxiety of potentially doing or saying anything unintentionally harmful means that I will die alone.

[bedeliadumaurier]

i hope the clintons get a cat again when (god willing) hillary wins it’s been TOO long since there’s been a cat in the white house:

[noamchimpsky]

i

love

socks!!!

[bedeliadumaurier]

she did a good job:

[daggersintheirsmile]

#SocksClinton4Prez

[tastefullyoffensive]

[skookumthesamoyed]

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[destinysfosterchild]

this is the best doge

[disneystheweekenders]

Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

[theswedishelf]

Why don’t more people remember and appreciate this show?

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[daggersintheirsmile]

Just finished binge watching S3 of BoJack Horseman and my fav character is now the corgi valet

[skygenders]

so far during the RNC

Steve King claimed that white people have done more for civilization than non whites

Melania Trump plagiarized a speech from Michelle Obama (that’s symbolic)

Trump campaign denies that they plagiarized Michelle’s speech and cites a quote from my little pony 

Alaska yells at Paul Ryan for miscounting their votes

Milo gets his twitter account deleted for abuse right before his gaysfortrump event (haha #FuckMilo)

Chris Christie lead a witch trail 

Stephen Colbert took the microphone dressed as Caesar and claimed that he was starting the hungry for power games and then was escorted off stage but not before he said “I know i’m not supposed to be up here but let’s be honest neither is trump”

RNC security tries to cover up a No Racism No Hate sign with an American flag (symbolic again)

RNC got slammed when Paul Ryan took a selfie with interns, it was just a sea of white people and DNC responded with pictures of their interns who were more diverse 

Donald Trump was announced with “we are the champions” playing which naturally pissed off Queen 

the Internet lost it because  “We Are the Champions” is sung by Fred Mercury, a Bi man who died of AIDs in 1991 and Trump’s VP thinks HIV/AIDs funding should go to conversion therapy 

Laura Ingraham did a Nazi salute for .5 seconds which could have been a mistake (hmmmm)

Ted Cruz refused to endorse Trump and was booed off stage (fuck ted cruz though he’s worse than Trump but damn that took some balls)

[skygenders]

okay so i’m adding some more because i forgot 

     14. Ben Carson connects Hillary Clinton to Lucifer

     15: Stephen Colbert ( how do i even write this) had live-streamed the rnc’s condiment station and they caught on film, Fox News host Bret Baier filling a water bottle with mustard