analita 🪽🖤

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[angelinelitalady]

about me✨💕

“money is the reason we exist, everybody knows that it’s a fact, kiss kiss” —lana del rey

my name is analita! you call call me lita <3

some facts about me!

-multifandom (current fandom obsession: FAITH: the holy trinity)

-artist, writer, sometimes animator

-music: addison rae, taylor swift and lana del rey stan!!

-proud british-american-dutch

-speaks 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇳🇱, learning 🇬🇷🇮🇹🇻🇦(sorry they didn’t have an ecclesiastical latin flag)

-currently watching: the white lotus & the devil wears prada

-artistic photography & film 📸🎞️ (cinemaphile!)

-historical interest and specialisation: western european history (especially royal)

-apple white stan and defender

-classical liberal/neoliberal, centrist, constitutional monarchist but mostly apolitical in action

-next vacation destination: los angeles or lake como

-in my gap year! (currently travelling and vacationing)

-marie antoinette fan girl, stan and defender 🍰

-royal european history expert ⚜️

-she/her

-protestant ⛪️ (but only because of a technicality don’t ask me how)

-on tumblr / tiktok / twitter 🤍

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[believesinpatterns]

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

[biocrafthero]

[7dmom]

Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though

[fa3ryb0t]

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

[erdogun]

unblock me right now i am a sweetheart

[subjectsix]

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[starrynet]

exactly

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[parakeet]

the youtube comments section rediscovering the simply joys of just doing things because you find them fun

[uncivilliberties]

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

these workies are freaks...they go to "networking conventions" and dress up in these super expensive suits......and then they have these characters, these per-sona's, that they put on and pretend to be and lie to each other about......there's even these "recruiters" that if they like someone, they take them to a private room to "exchange resume's" and maybe pay each other for a "job"...what a bunch of degenerates

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you're a degenerate freak and there's something wrong with you

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

these workies are freaks...they go to "networking conventions" and dress up in these super expensive suits......and then they have these characters, these per-sona's, that they put on and pretend to be and lie to each other about......there's even these "recruiters" that if they like someone, they take them to a private room to "exchange resume's" and maybe pay each other for a "job"...what a bunch of degenerates

[literallyaflame]

i have a secret third opinion about self dx discourse which is “why are you guys treating the DSM like it’s the fucking bible”

[literallyaflame]

the amount of leftists who uncritically support the DSM-5—wielding it online in battles against random individuals who might be “faking” a disorder—boggles my fucking mind. you guys realize that the DSM-5 isn’t the only diagnostic manual on the planet, right? you realize that we place it at the top of the global hierarchy because it’s american, right? has it occurred to you that the APA shouldn’t have so much authority over what counts as a “real” mental illness? has it occurred to you that perhaps there are other diagnostic manuals? in fact, there are dimensional models that don’t rely on sorting individuals into “disorder/no disorder” boxes in the first place. food for thought, lmao