scale maps of the ocean floor

he/him, I'm pretty old

[uncivilliberties]

Fuck, this is dumb. I created a Bluesky account. No idea if I will ever use it, but on the off chance this whole place blows up it would be nice to not lose track of you all entirely.

Hit me up, connect with me over there. If this ship sinks it would suck to lose touch.

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[achillesinhighheels]

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

[tfemflightinstructor]

Tumblr sent me your mail, can you come get it?

???????

i WISH these were my ads and not those shitass mobile ads

and yeah i do centerline slow flight with some of my students

[captainkupo]

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[uncivilliberties]

Let,s dissect uncle to find his wish gland <- when your apostrophe falls down

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tmbgareok]

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[depsidase]

[charl0ttan]

tshirt that says objects in tshirt are exactly as far away as they appear

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[no-one-offical]

‎

[totally-cis-offical]

I used to love take me to a useless website

[waxenneat]

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

[anekie]

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[beardedmrbean]