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*.･transmasc | he/him | 20 | taken

[toothpudding]

[frigiddoctoratus]

Could you draw an aranea on a Wikipedia binge who should have gone to sleep an irresponsible number of hours ago?

It all started when she casually looked up what Earth Leprechauns were like (because of course she did) and ended up reading every article of every mythical creature ever, and has now moved onto cryptids too. It is now 8 in the morning.

[galactic-catnip]

Many scholars agree that the 2016 Clown Sightings were a harbinger of )(er Imperious Condescension's later rise to power.

[sylph-of-light]

If this theory is true, which I 8elieve it to 8e, it is likely an example of )(IC attempting to reproduce the conditions of Alternia on Post-Scratch Earth. On Alternia, young Purple 8loods who had recently 8een officially inducted into their caste's cult would often dress up in ceremonial gar8 and seek out areas inha8ited by low8loods, who they would then proceed to terrify and harass. In some regions, these sorts of incidents 8ecame so widespread that many hives were designed to include a ‘Clown Fallout 8unker.’ ‘Emergency Clown Drills’ were also not uncommon. It therefore stands to reason that )(IC encouraged certain humans—mostly pranksters and teenagers—to replic8 this 8ehavior. Unfortunately for her, the fear of clowns found in humans is very different than than ingrained into the Alternian structure. In human society, clowns appear to 8e symbols of both mirth and fear, 8ut the fear is not unique; it is entwined with no social structure. For humans, fear of clowns is a8stract, not a reality sometimes necessary to preserve life. This is likely why clown-rel8d incidents lost traction after 2016 AD, even with the rise of the Juggalo Party not long after. Regardless, the 2016 Clown Sightings are seemingly a noteworthy early example of )(IC's long and ultim8ly genocidal campaign to recr8te her homeworld.

[stimpry]

[stimpry]

may I have... some eriquius.. seahorse if you will..

if you think equius outfreaks him im sorry but youre wrong. its ok to be wrong sometimes

[notzawzark]

i am reblogging this with a slam,

an unrequested pause for some of the bestest

bars ever invented.

charred to perfection

trust i did this all of my own volition.

i write rhymes for no man, nor woman

nor nonbinary becuase all of them are nothing

compared to you, THE stimpry.

kicked a man in the balls and he got all limpy

wimpy from the pain, it made me feel happy

so hey, so to say, ive got a sadistic streak.

i agree that eridan wpuld be THE freak

in some strange concoction of your equidan peak.

lets take a peek at all the fire that is comING

out your hands, youve got wonderful pants

and lots of bands. money.

that was my bars

please like and subscribe and reblog and repost and screenshot and share this on tiktok and reddit like all those other screenshots of tumblr posts.

[stimpry]

OH MY GOD THS WAS TH GRAETEDST SLAM POETRY RAP IVE EVER SEEN

[stimpry]

choices choices

[yourfave-isqueer]

Eridan Ampora from Homestuck is transmasc!

(Requested by anon)

[stimpry]

[stimpry]

ris-ky/qué eridan post hello

[mistigri0000]

Hi

[incel-sodomy-machine]

I keep thinking back to this piece. It’s one of my favorites. I love, love LOVE this pairing so much!

[metalonmetalblog]

19th century ukiyo-e woodblock print of women sumo wrestlers

[sparks-prime]

last two of the day while i jork my shlort yeah

[dailymothanon]

Little therapist, are you even listening 🤨?? Buddy was literally born yesterday and got a grown mech venting to him (about situations he puts himself in), idk if SDW knows what’s going on at all.. probably was just given a clipboard and pen and sat down and he dunno what to do with them

[snowsupply]

Me: I need to finish my assignments so I can graduate

Brain: you should animate Megatron using Optimus as a yoyo...

[duketod]

[stimpry]

[morphychan]

complained to him about the quadrants and shed a manly tear.