Akylas Seraphine

my heart belongs to the desert and my soul to the stars

[kaijuno]

[kira-astra-infinitum]

Skweezy strikes again

[spockvarietyhour]

Captain Ibanez takes advantage of a design blind spot to get John A. Warden out of Special Branch’s clutches.

Starship Troopers: Traitor of Mars (2017)

[defunctionblog-deactivated20241]

— Anaïs Nin, from “The Four-Chambered Heart”

[insomniac-arrest]

I feel like people raised in certain locations get like, emotionally or spiritually horny for places distant to them

like, I grew up near the mountains, and I still love the mountains, but that shit’s mundane, I’ve seen them big rocks before, I’ve witnessed the sunrises all purple and majestic, I’ve beheld the vast forests and enormous deer, but the desert?

magical. breathtaking. heart-stopping.

Wet forests?

Stunning. Witchy. Fucking got me gobsmacked man.

Tundra?

Awe-inspiring. Cold as hell but sexy about it. Super cool.

The bayou?

otherworldly. enchanted. fantastical. I don’t even know what rain is and this shit is scary wonderful.

the OCEAN?

get the FUCK outta here with that natural beauty and beholding of our own smallness against the enormous depths of water and sky.

I’m not saying we should all romanticize the places people live but actually we should absolutely romanticize the different places people live and biomes around the world. It’s all pretty special you know, like the whole world is, you feel me?

[jaubaius]

Stop complaining.

 Wear a mask…

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[hwardlaunch]

The umbrella on its way to the academy idk I didn’t watch the show

[dazaosamu]

FAR CRY 3 - 6 | MAIN ANTAGONISTS

[glumshoe]

I had a dream that @draconym was protecting me from Hannibal Lecter, who was like... a demonic force that would attempt to possess you, but only when you were alone. We were trapped in the woods while Hannibal tried to wait us out, and the only way to drive him off was to guess his True Name, Rumplestiltzkin style.

“It’s Skarsgård, isn’t it?” I whispered. “I think he’s played by one of the Skarsgård brothers. Bill? Stellan? Is he the Mamma Mia brother or the IT brother? I can’t keep them straight.”

“Isn’t there a third Skarsgård?” Mel asked.

“Oh, god, I don’t know. Is there?” I put my head in my hands, desperate. “There’s the dancing guy, what’s his name—Walken! Christopher Walken. But that’s not this Hannibal.” (Awake Time Note: Christopher Walken is not Anthony Hopkins and there are apparently at least four Skarsgard brothers)

We went back and forth while I became increasingly distressed that I couldn’t remember anything about the actor who plays Hannibal except that he was Swedish, all while the spectral taunting ghost of Mads Mikkelsen taunted me for the fact that I’m just as Swedish as I am Macedonian, so why do I never talk about it, and shouldn’t I feel a sense of ethnic kinship with him, and when am I going to get around to reading Dhalgren, the sci fi book with a Swedish surname?

[glumshoe]

apparently Mads Mikkelsen is Danish, which would explain why his identity was veiled to me

[clueindonut]

Not only are there four Skarsgard brothers, Bill is not one of them and is in fact their father

[glumshoe]

Bill Skarsgård:

Stellan Skarsgård:

Father... and son....

[mlentertainment]

stellan’s got like 8 kids

alex flexing like an idiot on the left, then there’s sam holding ossian, gustaf holding kolbjorn, eija, valter, and bill. he had the younguns with his second wife.

[glumshoe]

I was going to say “someone please stop him” but it appears he has stopped himself:

[sambuckyrises]

Joe and Nicky looking at each other

[buckpussy]

#it’s about the gazing #it’s about the checking in #it’s about turning to your left and finding the same person there - your most beloved - for the last 1000 years of your life (x)

[omghotmemes]

How irresponsible of you Jupiter

[the-dragon-of-rainbows]

This is even funnier when you consider that Jupiter is the Roman name for Zeus, who canonically…is a whore and had that many children both full and demi divine

[basket-of-radiants]

Sword-nimi’s new human mask allows him to perfectly pass as human. Now he’s ready to go trick-or-treating.

[basket-of-radiants]

[evocatiio]

Charlize Theron as Andromache “Andy” the Scythian THE OLD GUARD (2020) - dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

[snikt-yip]

Sir, that's my emotional support queer indie film that I constantly revisit in times of crisis

[evermore-fashion]

Heaven Gaia Spring 2019 Haute Couture Collection

[animatedtext]

[ryebreadgf]

these make me so happy 🥺