Tiny Apple Tart

Music is my life. I'm as down to earth as a tree but I always have my head in the clouds. If you have anything bad to say about me, then don't bother saying it. This blog is here for my free expression and anyone who wants to share it with me. I hope you enjoy it. Choral Music Education: University of Illinois class of 2017; WHS Colorguard '09-'13; Marching Illini Colorguard '13-present; Colts Drum and Bugle Corps Vocalist '15, Colorguard '16.

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[crunchy-boogies]

That did not go where I expected it to.

[psych2go]

11 Signs that Suggest You’re Actually an Ambivert

Have you ever struggled to find out whether you’re an extrovert or an introvert? Do you constantly feel like it’s up to the context and situation whether you feel like one or the other? Those are good signs you are an ambivert. These are 11 more signs you are an ambivert.

Do you relate?

[a-night-in-wonderland]

The Adventures Of Business Cat

[transwolvie]

#i like these cause it implies that depsite all these weird things he does hes so good at buisness #that they let it slide

[klubbhead]

Classics

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

The best line in Lilo and Stitch is, “No! Don’t touch that! It’s from my blue period!”

Like not only is Lilo familiar with goddamn Picasso despite being maybe 8, but she’s made enough serious art of her own that she can divide it into similar periods.

Lilo is a goddamn prodigy. She is an eccentric genius on par with Tesla or Van Gogh.

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Like those pictures she took were both dismissals of beauty standards (she mostly photographed fat people who were not conventionally attractive and she referred to them in awe as beautiful) and subversions of the dehumanization tourists subjected her to as a native Hawaiian (she photographed tourists like they were simply part of the landscape, just as they did to her).

This little girl understands art better than me.

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[emeraldmercury]

Best post

[joshscorcher]

This is oddly satisfying.

[respectfulmemes]

[thecommonchick]

LOL 😂

[quailstoastonish]

WHERE-MY-HUG-AT- GASTON

[duplexity-blog]

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

[kerryrenaissance]

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

[everdeen420]

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

[bronwenackeley]

This post makes me so happy.

[dosageofdisney]

Disney Princess Concept Art vs Finished Product

[nsfwcobaltsnow]

[animentality]

wolves are so much bigger than I imagined

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

…good to know

[sosodebb-deactivated20190324]

Omg

[clarknokent]

Y'all thought people were scared of them for no reason?

[iamyouryazzy]

Lmao I always wondered why people were so terrified 😂 like nigga it’s the size of a damn dog. Chill out. Now I know

[darkskinloverboy]

i’m ordering 12 of em idc

[angelofmusic95]

Still cute and fluffy as hell

[dudewithabow]

[ohhhhthatburns]

…He is making some very good points

[vanwizard]

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

[softlyfeel]

now that obama isnt president anymore (*wipes away tear*) this is so much funnier cause i imagine obama dressed in jeans, taking a break from his private civilian life, just to come congratulate you on your diss

[untexting]

THIS

[did-you-know]

Emma Stone is a high school dropout. She attended an all-girl Catholic prep school for one semester before deciding to drop out and pursue an acting career- so she created a PowerPoint presentation for her parents called ‘Project Hollywood,’ set it to Madonna’s song 'Hollywood,’ and convinced them to move her to Los Angeles. Source

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On her childhood:

“I counted everything. I counted the steps to the road, the steps up to church, the number of dishes and silverware I washed … anything that could be counted, I did.”

On her NASA calculations:

“Early on, when they said they wanted the capsule to come down at a certain place, they were trying to compute when it should start. I said, ‘Let me do it. You tell me when you want it and where you want it to land, and I’ll do it backwards and tell you when to take off.’ That was my forte.”

Katherine really stood out in her field because she was the only woman who asked questions.

“The women did what they were told to do,” she explained. “They didn’t ask questions or take the task any further. I asked questions; I wanted to know why.“

In 2011, when asked if she still counts things:

 “Oh, yes. And things have to be parallel. I see a picture right now that’s not parallel, so I’m going to go straighten it. Things must be in order.”

Source

[thatsthat24]

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Time to Energize ☕️

[did-you-know]

‘Hilda’ was a popular plus-size calendar girl in the 1950s. Illustrator Duane Bryers wanted to draw a 'plumpy gal pinup’ but wasn’t sure how to sell a plus-size lady, so he portrayed her as a charming, playful, clumsy, barely-dressed redhead. The Hilda calendar series was successful for over three decades, and she’s now resurfaced as a social media icon. Source