conches & porkchops

lord of the flies shenanigans ^^ find my edit acc on tt under the same username!!

[angelqrvz]

INTRO 🌺

hi welcome to conches & porkchops 🐚 feel free to give art reqs or give asks!!

「about the artist」

╰┈➤ my name is angel (she/he/they)!! i enjoy drawing (what you'll mainly see in his blog), writing, playing music, making edits and i LOVE LOVE LOVE theatre and acting :3 i will be mainly posting lotf content

「fandoms」

╰┈➤ lord of the flies, hamlet, young hearts, stranger things, percy jackson, woodwalkers, harry potter and it

「fav characters」

╰┈➤ simon (lotf), jack merridew (lotf), ralph (lotf), hamlet, horatio (hamlet), ophelia (hamlet), will byers (stranger things), jane byers (stranger things), draco malfoy (harry potter), jeffrey (woodwalkers), eddie kasprak (it), beverley marsh (it),

「fav ships」

╰┈➤ im open to literally any and all (legal) lotf ships— but my main favs are jalph and jimon

other ships i like include hamratio (hamlet), hamlet x ophelia (hamlet) byler (stranger things), drarry (harry potter), reddie (it), jeffrey x carag (woodwalkers) and elias x alexander (young hearts)

「beliefs」

╰┈➤ im a spiritualist witch, specifically a hellenic polytheist. i like doing tarot readings and casting spells :3

「fav actors」

╰┈➤ winston sawyers, lox pratt, ike talbut, david mckenna, mckenna grace and clara stack

「fav music artists」

╰┈➤ conan gray, gigi perez and chappell roan

「fun facts」

╰┈➤ as u can tell i love the beach, im a teen actor, and my fav food is a caeser salad

「other info」

╰┈➤ find my editing acc on tt under the same username !!

「dni」

╰┈➤ racists, homophobes, ableists, fascists, all ur basic dni

creds to divider makers ^^

[jumeaux-tendres]

Dont even say anything

[bigfatratlover94]

I don’t know what to post but I want to pose sooooo here’s old lotf headcannons I made

Sam, Eric, Maurice, and Roger will be found later🤷

also, dont mind Ralph’s last name, I forgot how to spell the fans favorite name for him and was too lazy to look it up

[loopylune]

WIP of an animation I’ve been working on for a long while now, on and off yk T-T (ignore the ending 🥰)

bro wtf the quality 😭😭👇🏻👇🏻

[ifawn4u]

Jalph doodle from today

[angelqrvz]

I REMEMBER SEEING A JALPH EDIT TO THIS SONG OH MY GOD YES I LOVE THIS

[onion-thief]

We see it bro

[quietdeergirl]

Made a reference sheet for my Ralph design. This was super fun actually and either Simon or Jack is next.

He has homophobia in his eyes 🥺

[angelqrvz]

my specific RALPH ALLEBACH faceclaims 🙃🐚

Older ver (post-island?)

this one is like my number one faceclaim for him idk. It's just the facial structure is so correct..., it's so allebach..... I can definitely see this as him when he's like a teenager or somehtjfn ^^ i have a very visual brain so i need to look at faceclaims to know how to imagine characters when reading stuff... so i use this photo for ralph

Pre-island

this one is for pre-island ralph!!! ive posted this faceclaim b4 but i just HAD to post here cus of how much i see it. RAGH it's just so perfect cus he's so cute and the blond hair and little fringe is so ralph coded... AND ALSO ralph is canonically a horse boy so this is literally him i'm gonna cry like pack it up ralph we know it's u

Island ver

for this one i know its supposed to be some aot cosplay but OH MY FOSH i can totally see this as island ralph. he has the shaggy hair and kinda beat up from the hunters or exploring or something 🙃

Pre-island

imagine the hair is like a little more blond and then BOOM u got urself a ralph allebach. SO KAWAII SO KWAII IM GONNA CRY

Post-island

OK GUYS imagine this as ralph but like POST ISLAND RALPH. Lowkey inspired by the fic "No Man's Land" by copperdream where it's a post-island jalph fic where ralph joins the army— HEAVILY reccomend that fic. AGH he's so pretty in this i def see him looking somewhat like this when he's older!!!!!

Post-island

ANOTHER post island faceclaim cus i always seem to find those for some reason. The look in his eyes genuinely looks TRAUMATISED and like there's a whole lotta shit going on in his head at the moment. also the hair is so shaggy and cute i love it!!!

might make more faceclaim posts later on ^^ 🐚 creds to all face claims!!

[freckledjack9]

[angelqrvz]

I'm pretty sure this is unfortunately the same person who drew ts

[divinism443]

why he look like the nigga from bloodmoney

[angelqrvz]

BYE I FUCKING SEE IT OMG

[beastswinethief]

i was in a roger mood today

[rubymerridewby]

reminder that ralph is not any better than any of those boys! he is differentiated from them not by desire, but by restraint! he could easily be the scariest little boy on that damn island if he didn't restrain himself, and god knows he wants to whether he likes it or not!

[wheretobuygoodurl]

Horatio showing Fortinbras his yearbook from Wittenberg

Horatio, pointing to Laertes: He’s dead

Horatio, pointing to Ophelia: She’s dead

Horatio, pointing to Osric: He’s not

Horatio, pointing to Hamlet: He is

Horatio, pointing to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: I don’t know

[butchraskolnikov]

imagine you’re Horatio and you’re just meant to go back to uni after all that

[straysignals]

Okay, I finally saw Hamlet performed live yesterday, and let me tell you some of the production choices were *chef's kiss*

King's ghost wore a crown, but upside down,

There was an open grave on the stage the entire play, that leads to to a trapdoor stage exit. Hamlet exited the stage by falling into it no less then 5 times

Everybody was dressed in modern clothes and Hamlet wore a jacket, but as my friends cleverly pointed out to me, he only wears it when he "performs" the role of the prince. When he's alone or with Horatio, he dons it off

Speaking of Horatio, he was kinda just there for a lot of the play? He lurked in backgrounds of a lot of scenes. (Or in foregrounds. In the beginning scene with Claudius and the queen he just sat on the chair at the front of the stage and ate lunch)

When Rosencrantz and Guildenstern arrived, Hamlet has only done the jacket half way, and shook their hands with his one arm that is in the jacket

When Rosencrantz told Hamlet the actors have came with them, Hamlet's demeanor changed from snarky to completely overjoyed and he kissed him on the mouth for a full minute

When the actors for the play in the play were supposed to arrive, 20th century fox music started playing

Hamlet forces Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to pinky swear

When Ophelia was returning Hamlet's letters, she also returned a vinyl that he gave her, that he later breaks into pieces in front of her

When Polonius talks about how he used to act, he demonstrates his 'acting skills' by re-playing his death as Caesar, immensely overplaying it. Contrastingly, his own death an act later is quick and lacking fanfare. He simply utters "He killed me" and falls to the ground dead, making it his probably shortest set of lines he had in the play.

During the meta-play, a wedding cake is brought onto the stage, that the actors in the meta play use as a prop. Once the cake was discarded aside, Claudius sneakily stole a bite from it.

Claudius spat on old king's grave after his attempt at prayer

In the scene in Gertrude's chambers, Hamlet arrived shirtless and he had letters written across his torso that spelled S Y N (meaning "son" in my language, but the middle y had a dot over it, allowing it to be read as "sin" in a sort of double-language wordplay)

Also, Ophelia switched languages when she was singing her last song

The stage got progressively messier and messier with each act (mostly by the dirt from the grave)

The first gravedigger put on one hell of a singing performance

Hamlet took Yorick's skull and put it on a chair at the from on the stage, watching the audience until the very end

And the choice that rendered me speechless, that is, turning the lights completely off after "There's only silence" and have that be the last words of the play.

[freckledjack9]

Wow white anime Simon!

[killcutbash]

nobody likes me and I'm ugly

[freckledjack9]

Lotf merch in 2050:

I am awoken by my Simon alarm clock, I roll out of bed and put on my Jack slippers, walk downstairs and eat some lord of the flies instant pot noodles nvm dude this joke is so stupid