no. 1 mr riley enthusiast (euthanize Me)

unhinged cod takes - no room for shepherd apologists. he did nothing wrong (just don't mind the classified folder over there!) picrew link no.1 mr riley hater - ceo of tommy riley 🥺

[angels-are-sinning]

certified schizoposting blog abt mr riley

hi, name's doves. or angels whatever. whump fanatic !!!! asks always open to people !!! this blog is strictly non-osha compliant.

Regularly Updated Mr Riley Tracker: Here

Mr Riley Name Tracker: Here

my posts w mr riley are tagged as #mr riley posting . and w tommy it's #tommy riley posting. uhm. yeah

generally about the cod characters that no one cares about. shepherd. and macmillan. and laswell but some people care about her (thank you soldiers....) of course. the Riley family. i'm insane about them. of course my headcanons are just what i think and should be taken w a grain of salt. i'm always open to new ideas about them...

[angels-are-sinning]

my crack ship doesn't include task force 141. it's macmillan and Ghost's father. That's my crack ship.

[themooninthestars]

[eesirachs]

reading the bible is necrophilia. it's noncon touching of the unliving body of god. he's inert, buried in the valley of nevo. he's voiceless, his touch on thresholds, trying to lift himself. he cannot lift himself. he's never not on the cross—the closure of the verses is never not this cross. you're cruel in the things you need from the text. you know you're cruel in them. you read regardless

[guiltfactory]

the top sucks at giving and the bottom sucks at receiving and they would never ever consider switching things up

[guiltfactory]

two carnivorous plants just sucking on each other

[guiltfactory]

to penetrate is to be eaten

[guiltfactory]

to be eaten is to penetrate

[guiltfactory]

sex is when your mind and/or body are altered beyond recognition

[guiltfactory]

sometimes the young, beautiful, gayer-seeming one is actually the top

[guiltfactory]

he's addicted to how uncomfortable it makes him

[guiltfactory]

i like when love is very sweet and nice and true but also simultaneously full of miscommunication and lies and abuse

[guiltfactory]

are you seriously gonna let your dog hump you in public like that?

[oathful]

[nosferatusdaughterr]

This guy I've been talking to is so cute I bet his corpse would be so gorgeous... I wanna strangle him to death while kissing and then suck his dick... Rigor erectus is a beautiful thing...

[bubbles-sparrow]

walking around acting like a normal person as if i dont jerk off to people getting their limbs torn off in my free time

[99alteregoo]