Apr 14, 2024
met this little guy on my first day of my new job. he came into the shop and everyone was like freaking out and stuff and my coworker was trying to sweep him into a dust pan and I was like stop it. everyone stop freaking out. you're making it worse. and I put my hand in front of him and all my new coworkers were like is she gonna fucking pick that thing up? and I was like obviously and yoinked him right up and put him back outside in an alleyway next to a field. first day on the job and I'd already established myself as the resident rodent catcher freak. not quite the impression I hoped to make but an impression nonetheless
