Life is short - dip those fries in the shake

10/04/'05 trying to figure out how to change my avatar

[angryathome]

being back in my hometown reminds me again of why I hate being back in my hometown. get me out of here.

[stinktube]

some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

[khfanforall]

[angryathome]

this, alongside the fact that smiling isn't taught behaviour, but is instead a natural reaction, is singlehandedly giving me hope for humanity

sure, life's shit now, and there are unspeakable things happening in the world, and who knows how long it'll stay shit, but, if we're born with empathy and a genetic knowledge to show joy, then maybe things will get better one day, maybe we'll be happier, and won't be so consumed the atrocities of life

the horrors persist, but so do I, and I'll be damned before I let the horrors dictate how I approach my days

[wellillbedamned]

This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

[angryathome]

he's so ugly I need ten of them

[imboldygoingtohell]

He walking 

[angryathome]

at the begenning he was walking on beat too. what a king

[catchymemes]

[official-mugi]

[weltinator]

[angryathome]

i now want a movie about a bunch of teens doing that in the middle of the apocalypse

just a bag full of spray paint cans and painting "we didn't do anything, fam, it's all the upper class :/" on a wall and then proceeding to spray the zombies-human things with the same cans like how people spray their pets with water when they do something bad

[tiktokstowatch]

[angryathome]

wtfuck

[fjordstan]

you really gotta hand it to the writers of 2021. they put foreshadowing for the suez canal all the way back in january w/ the sea shanties. they might actually know what they're doing this season

[angryathome]

are you telling me that the sea shanties explosion was a warning? is that what you're saying? am I processing this right? is that what my eye balls have gathered? Wellerman was a fucking warning all this time? is that what you've claimed? is—

[fjordstan]

I MIGHT BE

[angryathome]

now to find out if it was a threat or a heads up,,,,,,

[fjordstan]

you really gotta hand it to the writers of 2021. they put foreshadowing for the suez canal all the way back in january w/ the sea shanties. they might actually know what they're doing this season

[angryathome]

are you telling me that the sea shanties explosion was a warning? is that what you're saying? am I processing this right? is that what my eye balls have gathered? Wellerman was a fucking warning all this time? is that what you've claimed? is—

[hatin]

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

The (un)funny thing about this (seven year old) post is that seven years ago the internet was such that one could reasonably imagine that in 5 years there would be other, better platforms that would make tumblr sort of outdated and cringy. Now the alternatives to tumblr are Corporations Spying On You, Absolute Hellhole Of Discourse Over Tumblr Screenshots, Corporations Spying On You, Tumblr Posts But In Video Form While Corporations And The Chinese Government Spy On You, That Platform You Signed On After The Titty Ban Spread Mass Panic And You Never Used Since, and reddit

[angryathome]

"Once You Join, You Can Never Leave"

— Terms of Service, Last Line

[foodblueprint]

I think you should watch this

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

yella creens

[cizayox]

“handfools of yella crayens”

[aidn]

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

[angryathome]

"Here they are! :D"

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

space is weird

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Did you know that if you put Saturn in water it would float? Or that we are moving through space at the rate of 530km a second? Or that the moon is drifting away from Earth? What about that the light hitting the earth right now is 30 thousand years old?

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

thanks nasa

[angryathome]

why is the moon leaving :(

[firefox-official]

au where everything’s the same except john mulaney uses this

[firefox-official]

[maraschinotopped]

would it like behave like an actual microphone or is it like one of those cheap toy ones and hes just talking normally to his audience but they can barely hear him.

[firefox-official]

it’s a karaoke mic so it works fine but he has to have the backing track to “bare necessities” playing at all times, very quietly

[angryathome]

now I'm going to be thinking about this for the rest of my life

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[angryathome]

guys I'm fucking screaming wHAT THE FUCK—

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[angryathome]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[brayinghorses]

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

[worddevourer]

Feels like home, y’know?

[lotrlocked]

Vine has such a different energy than tiktok like this is definitely more chaotic.

[angryathome]

TikTok is "I'll be as chaotically possible as long as I don't completely break the law"

and vine is like "fuck the law I'll entertain my people" (for example: "Zach stop you're gonna get in trouble")

[andrewblushie]

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

[ghoul-wizard]

Being the friend with overprotective parents

[angryathome]

Being the friend with overprotective parents and seeing your friends photos of when they were hanging out without you

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[angryathome]

PLEASE unmute this made my fucking day omfg