#rants of an angry baby lawyer

Went to a fancy Law School. Now I've got mounds of student debt. I worked in boutique firms for a while and recently made a sharp turn into big law. I rant. A lot. Mostly, I do it here. I've been lawyering a few years now, but I'm still tiny, angry, and still feel like a baby lawyer. Toddler Litigator? Remember: there are no rules and the points don't matter.

[angrybabylawyer]

Hey

Just came across your blog and it's my 2nd day on Tumblr so I don't really know what I am supposed to do but your blog reminded me of this

https://www.instagram.com/p/CnCYpP3uRi3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

There are 3 or 4 parts to this comic [it's hilarious]

This is excellent. Thanks for sharing.

[aidashakur]

[catchymemes]

[spiderman-homecomeme]

never let anyone tell u how many commas can go in a sentence, u measure that shit with ur heart

[asta-lily-deactivated20220630]

It’s like garlic

[snoopyharleygal222]

Was just thinking about this earlier today...lol 🙃

[cosed]

i plead oopsies dasies your honor

[lawdulting]

Is it weird if this just becomes a fanfic appreciation account. Sorry for people looking for law content but I’ve been a lawyer for 7 years now and honestly fanfic is more fun.

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[maurypovichofficial2]

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

[maurypovichofficial2]

[bombing]

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[introvertedx10]

[replicated-archive]

i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me

[flipchild]

YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE

[flawschool]

Every lawyer reading this thinking "that's true, except for me, I'm different"

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[somecunttookmyurl]

me at 7pm: literally falling asleep, too tired to move me now at 1:30am: i have never been more awake in my life

[icarusmyth-deactivated20160714]

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)