abandoned.

I knew it was a bad idea to be seen in public.

[angrygoblingirl]

[ovadrive]

[mormonfacts-deactivated20190208]

[badpsychicadvice]

Bad Occult Money Magic Spell

A spell to always have money in your wallet! You will need:

1 Tube of epoxy 1 Coin of any denomination Your wallet (or purse or other money receptacle) First say the chant:

Money money stay with me By the power of three may it be Money be with me at all times I know this spell will work cuz it rhymes

Next, imagine the sound of coins jingling in your mind while holding the coin in your fist. Do this until the coin grows warm. Once this is done, take the epoxy tube and open it. Apply epoxy to the coin, and affix the coin to the inside of your wallet or purse.

Now there will always be money in your wallet!

[roxy-returns]

It’s everybody’s favorite bounty hunter relaxing at the beach. Samus is awesome and I need to draw her more

[warriortomaiden]

I was talking while scrolling and I literally stuttered when I saw this post.

[mamoru]

goD

[sydin18]

dont you hate it when you accidentally became lesbians with a bat? 

[boundfelineauric-deactivated201]

“accidentally”

[limeylizard]

thE GUYS LOSING THEIR SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND ARE MY FAVOURITES

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[angrygoblingirl]

Captain: What happen?

[whimsicalwoofs]

*Blep*

[anzozi-everywhere]

[mightytrains]

[m-l-rio]

GREEN EGGS AND HAMLET

(With my deepest apologies to Shakespeare and Dr. Seuss)

Can I kill my Uncle Claude? Yes, I can, I can, by God! I will kill my Uncle Claude!

Should I kill him in the house? Should I kill him while he’s soused? I could kill him here or there I could kill him anywhere Would I, could I, while he prays? Kill him! Kill him! Wherefore stay? I would not, could not, while he prays!

Not in the house, not when he’s soused, Not with his sister, now his spouse! Not while he prays, not while he feasts, O, incestuous, adulterate beast! I do not like my Uncle Claude, I do not like that bloody bawd!

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would I, could I, in the dark?

Should I kill him in his bed? Should I there strike off his head? Kill him with his nightcap on? Kill him when the churchyards yawn? Should I kill him where he lies? I will kill him, by and by! I do not like my Uncle Claude, I’ll kill him, i’ th’ name of God!

The play! The play! The play’s the thing! The thing wherein I’ll catch the king! No more ‘to be or not to be,’ I will kill him, you will see!

Kill him while he wears his crown Kill him while his guard is down Kill him with some poisoned wine Kill him with this sword of mine O, is the point envenomed, too? I’m dead–Horatio, adieu! But tell them, tell them, more or less, Who it was that made this mess!

I did not like my Uncle Claude, I killed him in the name of God! Good friend, report my cause aright– And now, goodnight goodnight goodnight!

[reginasworld]

[effyeahpetrats]

Riley is almost four! I think he looks very handsome for an old man ^.^

[elodieunderglass]

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

[hobbinch]

Tag yourself I’m Magpie (Australia)

[becausebirds]

Pretentious Flamingos.

[thisshitisfurry]

My new ratties. Spoolie and Purse. 💖

[theatre-stuff-blog]

Not to put too fine a point on it. #theatrestuff

[angrygoblingirl]

*resists* *resists harder* *sweat pours down forehead* *twitch twitch twitch* *desperately holding it back* *can’t fight any longer*

SAY I’M THE ONLY BEE IN YOUR BONNET

[zillyblog]

this is a harvest mouse appreciation post

literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz

tiny bean ! friendly bean

they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u

if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song

just look at this tiny nugget !!!

harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators

tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !

momma with itty puffs

kisses !! 1 hit KO

they are literally too small how dare

harvest mice !!!

harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harv e s t  m i c e  !! ! !!!

thankyou for your time

[creatorofuniverses]

@neonthebright

[neonthebright]

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