Love is all you need

✨May their thighs be strong enough to crush my skull✨ ❤️Blessed be❤️ Noodle-23-sun♎️moon♊️rising♏️

[typhlonectes]

[nonporous]

[angrygoodnoodle]

I’m so mad. I just found out the booping was an April fools only thing… this is so dumb 😭

[angrygoodnoodle]

WHAT THE FUCK IS BOOPING!? PLEASE TELL ME

[angrygoodnoodle]

I’m doing a shit ton of training today and decided this was the best way to deal with my time while I watch videos

[angrygoodnoodle]

I am weak 😭

[lllinens]

Pick a career and tell me why in the tags

Wave watcher

Lying down

Art gallery/museum wonderer

Small mouse that sells foraged goods from its mouse hole

Old tree with wisdom

Oracle that only spouts gossip

Person who lives in a clock

Windmill owner

Dream documenter (you record people’s dreams so they can remember)

Cloud watcher

Other tell me what you’d do no matter how unrealistic

Voting ended onJan 30, 2024

[angrygoodnoodle]

I would be a babbling brook that trades secrets and offers advice in exchange for cool rocks

[puffpuffponcho]

Tumblr gets to see it first but heres me as twink from legend of zelda voguing to the wii music

[angrygoodnoodle]

Bitch I cannot wait for us to have horizontal IDs 😭😭😩 you’re gonna rip up the stage and I’m gonna throw my money at you!!!

[siriusf12]

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

[angrygoodnoodle]

I miss doing this with my old roleplay buddies :/ it was so much fun

[irritated-empath]

Is it weird that I fantasize about being hit by cars on my way to work?

weird as in an uncommon thought? I don't think so. Weird as in maybe concerning to a therapist? yeah for sure.

The state of modern capitalism, etc.

[angrygoodnoodle]

My bestie gets me

[angrygoodnoodle]

I have sinned yet again and have completed my trollsona!! Again if you convince me to reead Homestuck again I’ll draw ur Trollsona!!

[angrygoodnoodle]

Gods I want a fucking tapestry of this with the fuckin glitter and everything

[angrygoodnoodle]

Do vampires take the bus?

[angrygoodnoodle]

I just purged my following list and I feel ancient bc the blog that was inactive the longest was fuckin 7 years back when //////Hetalia /////// was at its peak. GODS FUCK ME

[i-am-a-fish]

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

[adangerousapple]

they might even be looking at this post right now

[i-am-a-fish]

they might even be gay

[angrygoodnoodle]

Did this fish just call me gay

[angrygoodnoodle]

Fuck Marry Kill who?

[angrygoodnoodle]

I’m genuinely so pissed off at the person that commissioned this from me. We spent like a solid 20 minutes talking about this character bc I didn’t know what show he was from and I get this done and I haven’t heard a god damn word back is fuckin weeks.

So I’m posting this here bc i figure why not when I’m not going to get paid for it. I really like it and I hope yall do too bc idk who this guy is and he reminds me of a more emo Shego from Kim Possible with that lip I gave him