*muffled dubstep in the distance*

wuddup i'm miles i'm queer and i never fucking learned how to read

[nikonautic]

these barely are redesigns, so lets just call it ponies in "my style"

updated my year old redesigns of them a bit

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[seasonofhorror]

HEREDITARY (2018) dir. Ari Aster

THE WITCH (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[xeansicemane]

I love how here on tumblr dot website we regularly cast the greatest curse we can muster on each other by pointing our long creepy fingers and intoning "10,000 notes" in a voice that carries the winds of the mountain with it.

[xeansicemane]

I might have made an error here

[theodoradove]

#here we have the classic case of tossing apollo's dodgeball in the air and standing directly under it as it comes down (via @qqueenofhades)

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[iyamifucker]

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

[swampert]

my most impressive tumblr accomplishment is blogging on this website for 15 years without once even accidentally making a successful post. i love my no notes #mynonotes

[razielim]

uh-oh #yournotes

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[niyarest]

can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers

[x]

[niyarest]

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[shoudesuka-mechadork]

I’ve got something else to add to this: there’s also an extremely specific species of mushroom that can only be found in Texas and Japan. I’m serious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis

[anybodyandsomebody]

The most ambitious crossover

[ghost-cassette]

Fantasy setting but it’s just Texas and Japan together at last

[ladymaplecourt]

Mycelial portal between cowboys and samurai

[superpixie]

@britonell your tags I’m dying xD

[dat-physics-gal]

is this that meji-era texas i’ve heard about? that blorbo from the real history

[anitabnght]

My partners told me I should stop eating my rotten chicken surprise because it keeps causing me massive tummy issues and is probably giving my food poisoning

but the chicken tastes kinda good....

[anitabnght]

Dispose of rotten chicken?

Yes

No, eat it

Voting ended onMar 4

[anitabnght]

Update:

Rotten chicken surprise is gone :C Tummy issues persist.

[anitabnght]

Kinda craving some rotten chicken surprise.

[aahsoup]

when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone

[sugurugetos]

THE IDES OF MARCH — 15 March

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[haydenthewitch]

babe are you okay you rb'ed “you’re too loud” 15 times today

[sophiehelgagoughfives]

calm down guys, it's only the 8th

[inthefallofasparrow]

At this rate, Caesar won't even show up on the day. You tipped him off.

[athesists]

It’s a cannon event

[inthefallofasparrow]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[trin0dinz]

You think hearing a god’s music changes your destiny? Request for young Skwisgaar/Toki meeting for the first time