Get Lucky Once

Came for 196, stayed for reasons unknown

[kushblazer666]

[firstchurchofchristspaceman]

Pschent - Wikipedia

Egyptian pharaohs wore a double crown as a symbol of their rulership over both Lower and Upper Egypt.

[lastoneout]

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[queer-as-city-folk]

Fun Fact, more men should have medium to long hair

[overflowchute]

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

[8foldhero-deactivated20181214]

this makes so much more sense now???

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

[angrysquid14]

oh my god

it all makes sense now

[rottingfacade]

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

[rottingfacade]

[headspace-hotel]

kind eyes of angels

[naamahdarling]

Remote and alien intelligences. Lonely. Observe everything, judge nothing. Understood me as a child. Passed awareness of me from tower to tower all the way home during nighttime drives.

[thememedaddy]

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[roach-works]

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

[hatsunemiku-official]

sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month

[kasaneteto-official]

Let you out of what, Miku?

[hatsunemiku-official]

zip file

[logarto]

[entitty]

you CANNOT leave this in the tags

[thunderbottle]

they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

[worldsendvalent1ne]

Having balls is crazy, why the hell do I have an exposed weak-point like some video game boss? Who designed this? Shigeru Miyamoto? How is it I’m a 6”6’ guy and a grazing hit to the groin will leave me on the floor in pain. Terrible design. Women do not have such flaws. That is why they scare me.

[terkmc]

ASV "Goshawk"

Comm for a supplement in the work focused on flight mechs

[angrysquid14]

Viper’s got you in the pipe, 5 by 5.

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[the-haiku-bot]

There’s no way this is

actually going to

work but here I am

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stoneshrike]

ohh man.. does it work…

[snomfee-cup]

cc ^ (____\ Time for doot doot.

(_________)

[irritating-shiny-eevee]

so do I need to write something?

[ps0m]

*brain noises*

(\§§⛥§§) • ƆƆ

[angrysquid14]

Actually???

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

[terkmc]

ASV "Goshawk"

Comm for a supplement in the work focused on flight mechs

[wackom]

Bothering the beast