Salt Incarnate

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[silly-overwatch-stuff]

‘Ashe Roulette is the best custom game mode ever” (Turn on sound!)

By u/GTCx

For those wondering what in tarnation

[topoverwatch-blog]

[the-quasar-hero]

Lucio on a 15 player kill streak 

[iitshighnoon]

YA’LL THE NEW HERO IS HAITIAN WHICH MEANS HE PROBABLY SPEAKS FRENCH! I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE AND WIDOWMAKER INTERACTED!!!

[raptorific]

Widowmaker, a white French woman so rich her childhood house by itself is a map in the game: Bonjour Baptiste!

Baptiste, a poor Haitian orphan who grew up so poor he had to join Crime Army just to avoid starving to death: die

[lesbiansandboromir]

Bastard Gen Z garbage people, going on and on about how ‘comedy used to be so much better’ and ‘the Mcelroys have never been surpassed’, they haven’t made a new reference since 2020

[lesbiansandboromir]

addition: Jack was born to be bullied so Ana and Rein lost the match

[dovecote]

It’s really funny to me how Overwatch gives the tip of “oh a well-balanced team is more likely to win!!!!!!!!” but you look at their character select screen and it’s like

[trin0dinz]

A Roadhog body-blocked D.VA’s ult one game to save me it was incredibly wholesome

[paper-mario-wiki]

wait so im a little confused about the new widowmaker cowboy skin thing since i dont rly follow overwatch. are people sayin that they just used mercy’s model and put a bunch or cowboy assets on it? or are people made about hitboxes or something?? i wanna be in on it. i wanna know why the kids are mad.

[paper-mario-wiki]

no im talking about the cowboy skin for widowmaker

unless that IS the new character, which would be even worse than i thought

[paper-mario-wiki]

god im so sorry. im so sorry overwatch fans.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i want to ignore overwatch but every time it makes the news it’s always unavoidable and the thing that happened is always ridiculous 

like how am i not supposed to react to “blizzard accidentally made mcree 100 years old because they’re so bad at writing and also they released a character that suffers from Blizzard Sameface so hard that everyone thought she was a cowboy themed Mercy skin.” 

[bysaestyl]

listen it will never not be funny to me as a southerner that theyre trying to sell mccree and ashe as being from santa fe because their accents are so aggressively southeastern (particularly alabama/georgia)

[bysaestyl]

blizzard: hmmm okay so they have cowboy motifs can you guys do like. you know an accent. like a cowboy

matt mercer, a floridian (southern lite), and jennifer hale, an alabamian (organic southern), having no idea what that direction is supposed to mean: 

[elfdyke]

[sighborgs]

THIS is the last post i’ll make to bitch about her but oh my fucking god, 39 ??? 39???

[meatpower]

[fujifingerz]

The scariest thing in Junkenstien’s Revenge

[muchymozzarella]

The Shape of Doomfist

[philadelphiafusion]

what the fuck carpe [x]

[sayasurprise]

[11clockwork]

Carpe: The Mad King

[infinite-scratch]

YOU DON’T PLAY BY THE RULES EVER!

[sugawara-kkoushi]

*Shooting Star is released*

[dilfosaur]

my last two brains cells are still constantly thinking about time travel AU late at night