[pmpkn]

Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

[pointnclick]

Need

[love-and-thvnder]

The bright yellow Pokemon charging station works when you slip Pikachu’s ears off to reveal the prongs to slide into the wall socket. Then just simply plug your USB adapter into Pikachu’s butt and you are charging.

GET IT HERE

[the-big-mood]

[x]

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[headspace-hotel]

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

[moodycow210]

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

[angrywanting]

23! another aniversery of this blog. we were gonna go out but me and kat got in a fight and she doesnt wanna go and im not alowed to leave without her. but she got me a big thing of baloons so im hust messin with those

maybe ill post more hrre. i inly remember i have this blog when its my birthday. I wanted to post hours ago but i wasnt supposed to be on my phone

[angrywanting]

ever since i got old enovub to drink, life has been freat

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[angrywanting]

I just want to go to bed so bad

And like i tried to make mysetf throw up 4x and thd mosy i got was a burp w a lil butbof syomacj acid

Stupid fucking bidty can vomitbon comand

[angrywanting]

okay so i am so fed up wifg all this himbo dtuff like sure yeah okwy ipu dont wanna theeating guy but do they have to be happy all the time limr what wbout us fucking sad dudes i hhess ill go die in a ditch i hate this

like kat gcould deslly dtand to have sodmtone else cry for once i seriously dont know why he hell drs so angry when i crrygrt sad do im just gonna ho for a wslk ilije i cannot dtand this

[angrywanting]

dude what the fuck was up with that shiny man

[angrywanting]

birthday again... yay? idk man its two years on here now and ybh its ups and diwns. nory's workin full time at his parents plaxe and im doin custodiel stuuf at the transport co so its w/e. im starting to think i should wax or shave or smth bc kat is wearin me down about it, and i dont wanna be gross.

[angrywanting]

true crime is wierd. like ive been looking at a lot of it and theres so much fasinating stuff thats happened just near wheee i live. like theres this gang cult thing whos leader disappeared ib like the 80s abd they started wordhiping her after and STILL DO. and theres this dude who did vigilante justice and people called hin the devil bc he tortured people but only ones he saw as "sinners" like... thats fucked up. not even to say all the stuff wity the whetherman mythsthe more i look into it rhe more it seems like every encounter with a god in the past has been this being like my mind is blown.... OH I JUST REMEBERED thay art restoration company that made forgories and when they were caught they buened all of the art, and the chick thay psycholigically tortured the other people in her orcestra

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[angrywanting]

May 16th. A good day. Kat won’t know but I’m gonna mark it as a holiday for here on our. I never really knew how much we owe to the Weatherman. But I can’t really hang out with any of them anymore bc Kat won’t let me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At least I can still hang out with Norville

[angrywanting]

Fun story. So there was a sort of lockdown in the building, and usually when we get those specific, non emergency ones it means someone got hurt and they don’t want the building swarming with people so stay in your office. So I’m thinking some dumbass broke a leg or something but when it’s over (I really had to shit) the bathroom floor is like covered in dirt and water. I’m kinda wondering if a pipe burst

[angrywanting]

Someone just left a riding crop on the sidewalk... :/ Kat thought it was funny tho

[angrywanting]

Exactly one week into persairno and I’m already getting hit on the head with apples like I’m Copernicus or smth

[angrywanting]

Sorry I put off posting the photos, my mom postponed the dinner a few days.

Esha actually took these, I’m the arm in the first picture and Kat is next to me, the food was good