suck my fuck

[sleg]

[cocoloveyume]

[papertownsy]

Is it coincidence or did Marvel actually reveal the release date of Infinity War Trailer 2 in Spider-man?

[visionandwanda]

I SWEAR MARVEL

[iamyourscarletvision]

This is the kind of Marvel Conspiracy I am talking about. Like.. dude wtf

[mattandjones]

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

[tastefullyoffensive]

[anguish-and-flames]

The thing about not going to college is you're not being able to relate to the memes mentally or physically, but you can empathize through the pain you see in your friends souls when you ask how college life is.

[biomorphosis]

[melleverdeen]

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

these

are

the

best

movies

ever

[sunsetquotes]

“I can’t exactly describe how I feel but it’s not quite right. And it leaves me cold.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[astound]

everyday | credit

[memestashhash]

[adifags]

heshushwhwjsks

[amortizing]

“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.”

— Ray Bradbury, Dandelion Wine (via goodreadss)

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[mypenleaksiridescence]

“I don’t even know why I’m surprised anymore.

I did this to myself.”

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

[sekiss-blog1]

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

[emilydb]