The surreal world of Animal Crappings

"Frankly, everyone in this town scares me." -Lolly

[animal-crappings]

Yo dawg, I heard you liked houses, so I put a house in your house so you can be at home while being at home 😂

[animal-crappings]

mood 😭

[animal-crappings]

Look at what you’re doing to me, Nintendo. 

See all them purple links, Nintendo? 😭😭

[animal-crappings]

Principal Jussie Skinner. Idk why I made this, just feeling down about I guess. It’s bad enough that PoC and LGBT people have it hard just trying to get people to listen to them, but this guy with fame, fortune and nothing to lose, just...lies about being attacked? I don’t get it, like what did he gain from all this?

[animal-crappings]

Tortimer: Aurora Borealis, At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your plaza?

 Mayor: Yes!

Tortimer: ...Can I see it?

Mayor: ...No.

Isabelle: Mayor! The town hall is on fire!

Mayor: No Isabelle, that’s just the Northern Lights!

[animal-crappings]

I went to Lucky’s house for a friendly visit, completely forgetting it was his birthday...I’m pretty sure he’ll try to use these to hide my body. 

[animal-crappings]

When I told him I was excited for the upcoming 2019 release of the Wii U port of Amiibo Festival into the main Animal Crossing series. 

[animal-crappings]

Booker the police dog has a daughter! I’ve had this game for years, and I never noticed this!

Position Booker just right, and talk to him. The camera will zoom in, and show a clear picture of what’s taped to Booker’s locker: a young puppy in cute yellow cap and pink tutu!

[pureblood-]

Visit Original Link

[avengersofberk]

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

This Is so goddamned eerie

IM SCARED

it’s the fucking chorus what the fuck is this shit get it away from me omg theres a demon in my room bye guys

[crisskissescolfer-deactivated20]

 shit

[mahfreddie]

this is what they play on loop in hell

[wooldencrossing]

tried to edit some of re:hoeass‘ pixels to make the sanrio villagers!! 

[a-ofpepper]

From top to bottom: Chai, Marty, Étoile, Chelsea, Toby, Rilla

[animal-crappings]

Tried to recreate my favorite Animal Crossing pony, Annalise, with a plain MLP flavor. Not perfect but hey, I never claim to be. 

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[veigasims]

Yay! hahahaha

[wouhlven]

Believe in the money doggo ~<3

[animal-crappings]

this is funny

[animal-crappings]

Whitney’s opinion on homeopathic feminine hygiene products. 

[seconds-and-centuries]

All of this used to be split up into like 5 different guides! Everything’s been trimmed and compiled into a single post for your convenience. Enoy!<3

[sonoci]

I love how the newer Animal Crossings have these really lax and beautiful tunes at night to sort of ease you into not staying up too late

and then there’s the Gamecube Animal Crossing

“HEY YO EVERYBODY IT’S 2AM LET’S JAM”

[gahdamnpunk]

This makes my blood boil..They really do not gaf about poor people..

Rest in peace Yeweinisht Mesfin. You won’t be forgotten.

[mayoricee]

April 1, 2018 is a very special day. Not only will it be April Fool’s Day but it will also be Easter!

Two holidays in one day?! So - what will happen in New Leaf?

I time traveled ahead in my trash town to find out!

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