Stranded Siren
Chuck: "Lady, are you alright?"
Tammy: "WeLL.. I can't move in this costume and well- Zombies.."
Chuck: "Can't you just take it off? Then you can follow me to the safe house."
Tammy: "Well, I forgot my bathing suit at home so, kinda going commando here.."
Chuck: "Really? Well.. I guess I can carry you.."
Me: "OH I BET YOU JUST GET ROCK HARD THINKING ABOUT CARRYING THIS GIRL THAT'S NAKED UNDER HER MERMAID TAIL, DON'TCHA CHUCKIE!? Careful it'll show through your skirt."
(I made him wear the pink tubetop and jean skirt)
(btw yes I still play Dead Rising 2 in 2018, sue me)












