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relatable suho before vs after taking pictures

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

captainkirkk

Ok but Zuko using the knowledge he acquired during his banishment to help him as the Fire Lord. Like making small talk with Earth Kingdom dignitaries about their local foods that he enjoyed and even misses. Like having in-depth conversations with his captains about sea currents and navigation. Like, in the middle of a meeting with several high-ranking naval officials, pointing out flails in security, like how a person can cling to a Fire Nation ship for hours at a time, or climb aboard using hatches on the upper decks, or disguise themselves as a lower ranking guard with easily accessible spare armour….

Though none of his experiences can prepare Zuko for the long, awkward silence that comes after he admits to doing or at least knowing something illegal and/or completely buck wild

cinthi-lante

fire lord zuko: you should maybe revisit the security measures around the water ducts that the sealturtles use

northern water tribe leader: that’s not necessary, no one can survive submerged in the artic ocean for so many minutes

zuko:

zuko: remember that time the fire nation attacked you

chucktaylorupset

Zuko: okay first you have to promise not to get mad

fuckyeahtxtposts

i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks. “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand

realvibekiller-remade-deactivat

do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”

veryfunnymemes

metoo-3

Literally if you’re going to show up and talk with your friend the entire time, just don’t come. Everybody else in class hates you

metoo-3

Oh, it’s that time of year again. Don’t speak unless you’re going to pay my tuition

sefuns

EXO playing with slinky ✧ 190823 EXplOration in Manila

#asldjf these children #exo #my dorks

nubebe

changkyun, contemplating: it’s time to go solo ig…

#lol kyuns ready to fight #i love these idiots #this video was so wholesome and pure #monsta x #my children

kihno

they’re easily amused ⚾

bonus+

charlesoberonn

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

charlesoberonn

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

aphony-cree

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind

obaewankenope

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

adspexi

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.

executiveoutcomes-deactivated20

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist

shownuxhyungwon

“i’m happy.” ♡

chahun-s

blackqueerblog

IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.

Don’t take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc they’re trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, it’s a distraction so they have time to get you.