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Creepypasta Snzfic w/Jason and LJ

Haikyuu Snzfic w/Shirabu and Semi (ages up ofc)

Pro-Hero Bakugou x Reader. Only…he has the knk and ur sick.

Mudano and Kyoya from Tougen Anki, Snzfic

Voting ended onJul 16

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Creepypasta — The Infection Spreads.

Content Warning: Mentions of getting ill, body aches, nausea but no vomit, dizziness, headaches, swearing, sneezes (obvi), congestion and cuddling.

Additional Note: There aren’t any ships for this, I’ve been in this fandom for years and seen…a lot, like, a lot of the ships. And most of them are honestly quite disgusting. So, these are all PLATONIC duos mentioned. Masky and Hoodie aren’t Creepypasta’s, they’re Marble Hornets - very different. So they aren’t mentioned, at all. Just a heads up incase some people don’t understand. There are going to be mentions of the underaged pastas, but they aren’t exactly the main focus of this fic. No Toby either as the creator removed him from the fandom. Real names instead of their stage names.

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Illnesses.

They spread quickly.

Of course, not everyone takes it seriously.

Many don’t try to protect themselves from getting ill.

That was the current situation of the varied demons that worked alongside Slenderman. All of them in their own individual cabin styled homes with roommates. Sectioned by interests and who they got along with the most from their deranged mindsets and personalities.

Slender went around, going to each cabin to check on everyone. There were a few different illnesses going around. The common cold, the flu, and strep. He checked on the first cabin; which held Kate, Cody, Natalie and Helen. Slender may have not been with a face, but the concern for his demon children (in a way), was overwhelming. Kate was sitting on one of the bunkbeds, Natalie next to her curled in a ball, holding her head. The clock in her one eye wasn’t ticking. Kate’s mask was off, her soft pale skin and black eyes glanced up at Slender. The paranoia from being taken and stalked by him was pushed aside a little, a drowsy look over her face.

The tall, faceless creature bent down. Clearly taking in the young ladies energies, he lifted a bony pale finger and gently tapped it onto Kate’s head. Her black hair feeling extra smooth to Slender. He eventually pulled his hand back down and his voice was heard. Static, and low - less intimidating than normal. “You’re both ill. Where are the two boys.” Natalie glanced up then groaned, holding her head again. Kate looked down then sighed, patting Natalie’s back as she quietly replied to Slender. “They’re in the bathroom, sir. Cody was feeling nauseous and Helen went to help him.” The creature nodded then rose to his feet, hanging forward as his tall form dragged on towards the bathroom.

He opened the door and peaked in. “Boys.” He spoke, same as beforehand. Helen looked up, his tried face calm as usual, Cody was leaning over the toilet. Slender sighed and kneeled down, gently as he could manage - patting Cody’s back. Helen was quiet, then muttered. “Apologies, sir. But, it seems everyone is sick.” Slender nodded to confirm Helen’s suspicions. The man sniffled a little. Slender lifted a hand, resting it on Helen’s head, softly ruffling his dark hair. As much as Slender was intimidating and strict, he couldn’t really resist showing off his concern for the usual active creatures he took under his wing.

Slender stood up and left the cabin, heading to the second one. Jeff, Ben, Sally and Nathan. Jeff was lying on the couch, coughing gruffly into his elbow. Sally and Ben were napping on the floor holding plushies, and Nathan was drinking some tea, sitting on the floor by Jeff on the couch. Slender looked around by moving his head then his none existent face noticed Jeff and Nathan. The two were quietly talking and then Jeff gave another low cough. Nathan passed Jeff another mug of tea, Jeff slowly sat up and took the mug, drinking. Slender spoke quietly to not wake up the two kids on the floor. They had made a little fort.

“How are you both feeling.” Nathan and Jeff looked at Slender, then Nathan spoke, having a bit more of a voice than Jeff did. “Jeff’s feeling worse than I am. I gave the kiddos some medicine and that knocked ‘em out quite quickly, sir.” Slender nodded and turned his head to Ben and Sally. Nathan looked at Jeff, then back down. Jeff watched Slender for a moment then back to Nathan, seeing the man rubbing at his nose.

“Nate..” Jeff whispered, knowing the look Nathan had. Nathan pinched his nose, stifling a single sneeze. Completely silent until his little sigh after it passed. Slender turned his head and took a tissue box from across the room and tossed it over. Jeff caught it then quietly yet sarcastically teased while handing the box to Nathan. “Bless, dipshit.” Nathan gave a grin of cockiness and sarcasm back to Jeff. These two were really decent friends it seemed. Slender left that cabin and went to the third one.

Jane and her wife Mary; in a shared room together, Alice, Nurse Ann and Dr. Smiley. Slender took in the odd silence. Ann came out of Alice’s room, she noticed Slender and nodded. “Operator, hello.” Slender nodded back, assuming Ann knew why he was here. Ann did. “Alice is laying in bed with a fever, Jane and Mary went home to check on their children. And Smiley is-“ There was a very loud and harsh “EURSHUU!” from the other room. Ann paused, turning and then looked back at Slender with her one good eye. “-dealing with some shivers, rough sneezes.”

“Ah.” Was all that came in words from Slender, he made his way towards Smiley’s room. He peaked his head in. “Smilely.” The doctor looked up and his usually bloody smile mask was off. His usual grin of confidence was turned into a pouty scowl. “Hello, Operator.”

The doctors loved to call him that, and Slender didn’t mind in the slightest. Sometimes he’d prefer that over Slenderman. “I heard the entire…household, got sick.” “Mhm. Me and Ann would’ve gone to help out, but she’s kinda busy here…” Smiley sat up, grabbing a tissue and blowing his nose. Slender stood there then spoke again. “Ann informed me you’ve been dealing with harsh sneezing. I can assume it’s a bad head cold.”

“Yes, yo—-hh—-your correct, si—-hhh—-excuse m—HESHRU!, ATCHIEW!, ugh…dammit—-hh—HX’ngt!” Slender stared as Smiley tried to reply to his remark, only be winded out by three sneezes. “Bless.” Ann said, entering the room. She was carrying a mug of honey tea, she handed it to Smiley and then Slender suddenly had a thought. “Ann.” “Yes?” Slender thought for a moment then asked with a head tilt. “How aren’t you sick?” Ann smiled a little behind her face mask then she gave a small laugh. “I am, Operator, sir. I just know how to hold back…being used to working in hospitals and all.” Slender nodded at Ann’s words. That was true. Ann used to work in different hospitals helping whoever she could before the stupid man she fell in love with betrayed her.

Slender figured going to the rest of the cabins wasn’t necessary, since he knew everyone was sick. So, he made his way back to his single cabin and went to sleep. The other cabins weren’t chaotic as usual.

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Cabin four consists of Liu, Nina, Dina and Jonathan. Dina was napping, Nina was lying in her bed sketching photos of random people. Liu and Jonathan were in their shared room. Jonathan was trying to sleep but he just couldn’t and Liu was trying to hold back on coughing. His body hurt so badly it was actually hell to move. Jonathan suddenly looked up and over to Liu. “Hey, you doing okay?” Offly sympathetic from the usual monotone and emotionless man. Liu muttered, his voice sounding like he was drinking cement. “No…not really..” Liu coughed a bit more, then he felt his nose scrunch up. “…shit—hh—atp’xchu….ugh, fuck that hurt. Hhh—-hih—-hxg’nt-shu!” Liu weakly lifted a hand, rubbing at his scrunched up and reddened nose. Jonathan laughed a little. “Goddamn Liu…bless.” “…thank you…” “Wonder how miserable Jeff is..?” Jonathan asked, sniffling a little. Liu laughed. “He’s a tough fighter. He’ll be fine.”

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Cabin five had Laughing Jack, Candy Pop, Laughing Jill, and Jason. LJ was laughing down as Jill tried taking care of him. Though she was just as miserable herself. LJ had a stomachache, Jill had the flu. Candy Pop lost his voice and Jason was just dealing with the sniffles, slight coughs. Jason made the four of them some drinks. Jack got ginger ale, Candy got ice water, Jill got tea and Jason had orange juice. Jack was oddly quiet, his usual bright and mocking demeanor not anywhere close to that right now.

Arms wrapped around his tummy, Jill tried helping her twin brother the best she could. (A/N; Yes, I see them as twins..anyway..) Candy was curled up against Jason on a chair. Jason just let him, as the clown was obviously too tired and annoyed to go to his own room. “Candy, y’know you’re gonna get worse if you aren’t lying in bed.” “Oh…shu’d u’b…” Jason glanced at the man then sighed. “Pardon, my dear?” “Hahhahaha!!! He told you to shut up, HAHAHEHHH!!! AHHHHHAHAHAA!” Jack began laughing hysterically until Jill covered his mouth. “Jack.” Jill quietly said, her normal cheerful and manipulative tone lowered and weak. “…mm, sorry sis.” Jill smiled a little at him.

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Missions/attacks this week weren’t really happening. A lot of the creatures that laid here amongst this forest were in bed still. Ann had gone around to try and help everyone get better; until she fainted and Alice brought her back to their cabin. Ann woke up in bed and noticed Smiley was standing by her bed. He had his make off, face calm as usual.

“Good morning, Ann. How’re you feeling?”

Ann blinked, sitting up and giving a whimper. The last time her body hurt this bad was after a certain scumbag ruined her original body and replaced her parts. Everything ached. Her stitches felt suffocating. Smiley sat beside her, resting the mug aside.

“Oh my, you must feel horrible. Everyone is slowly getting better. But, we both know sicknesses have to get worse before they get better.” “Mm.”

Ann had little energy to talk. She felt her face scrunch up and lifted her hands once a tissue was taken from the box. “—TSH’shu!, HXG’tng!, ahem…snf.” Smiley frowned a bit further. “Goodness Ann…” He lifted a hand and brushed her dark red hair out of her face. The woman sniffled quietly and smiled slightly.

“I thought I’d be okay….” She finally uttered, voice dropped to under a whisper. Smiley fixed her blanket over the shoulders, Ann shivered and gave a softer sneeze. “Hh—hep’chu!” “Haha…bless you, dear.” “Thank you..”

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Kagekao and Hobo Heart were both on patrol for the night, going from rooftop to rooftop - on the lookout for trespassers. They found nothing. Kagekao sniffled behind his mask, then; “-Schu!” Hobo Heart glanced over, his sad demeanor shifting to concern. “Kage?” “Gomen, kayui..” “Don’t be sorry. Your nose itches, huh?” “Hai.” “Aw..let’s get you back to the cabin.” “Wa—-chu!, heshuu!, hatch’shu!, hxngt!, ugh…- gomen.” Hobo chuckled. “Bless.” “Artigato.” Hobo pat Kagekao’s head lightly.

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Nathan and Jeff were reading together, Jeff making fun of the main characters. Bonding peacefully despite still feeling shitty. Nathan turned his head away, pinching his nose. Jeff stopped laughing and gave Nate a genuine glance of concern. “Oi, don’t do tha—“ “Hgxnt!, hg’xnst!, hep’tch!, he’zschu!…snf. ‘M so sorry—“ Nathan had a look of embarrassment, he hated sneezing in front of people. Jeff grinned, his sliced face crinkling. “Nate.” Nathan gave another hitch of his breath, Jeff rolled his wide eyes, yanking Nathan’s hands away.

“F—fuck…Je—hh—HH—Haa'ekkSHIEW!, huh-tschoo!, aah-tschieww!!" There was a pause before a fourth one. “Hih'tchuu!!" Nathan was now incredibly embarrassed. Jeff chuckled. “This is what you’ve been hiding? You sneezing in fours?” Nathan sniffled deeply, coughing a bit. He reached for the box and blew his nose. “Bless you, though.” Jeff whispered, looking away. Nathan glanced at the burnt man, and smiled after throwing the used tissue away.

“Thank you.”

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A week had passed and everyone was feeling much better.

Well….

“Haa'ekkSHIEW!! Hh—AH—Ah-kshoo!!"

Slender was sick now.

They have to take of him now.

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I should make a writing about him, shouldn’t I?

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The KaChako…or, whoever ya spell their ship name. Y’know what, let’s call ‘em SpaceBooms. So creative…anyway! Here’s the snzfic I meant to write like…a month, ago. Oh yeah, and the Creepypasta Snzfic will be out soon.

I think I should start with a headcanon of how they’d sneeze.

Uraraka: A high-pitched squeak of a sneeze. “H-ha—ha’HURSHCHU!” sometimes she’ll stifle if she’s sick.

Bakugou: This man wouldn’t sneeze loud, not obnoxiously at least. He is at the very least a half loud “HE’SHU!!” Stifles from time to time.

Anyway.

Here’s a short little thing(?), of these two reacting to each others sneeze.

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Agencies. The highest priority for Heroes in Japan at this moment in time. Villains all over the place, that isn’t too surprising. They’re out all the time. Only today, the pollen count was extremely high. That meant most villains were inside. In fact, majority of Japan was inside.

Here; in the one of many offices of this agency; we find Ochako’s weakness. The pollen. Her medication working just fine but there was this tickle in her nose. Something that wasn’t gonna go away. Unknowingly to her, Katsuki had been outside for some time, walking around on patrol.

Of course he was. Man was paranoid for having the possibility of the agency being attacked. Again….

Now, Ochako was peacefully doing some paperwork. Tenya had come and gone with papers, so had Tsu. And right in the middle of typing out an email, the door to her office swung open and Katuski entered. He gave a grin, then shut the door behind him. “Cheeks.” Ochako glanced up and playfully rolled her eyes, “Hello, Bakugou.” Katuski smiled, sitting on a chair in front of the desk, taking his gauntlets off and then fixed his hearing aids.

Ochako smiled a bit the looked back at her computer screen. Katuski tilted his head a little. “What’cha workin’ on, Cheeks?” “An email to send to reporters and the manager, it’s about how many villains we’ve caught recently. And another section about how some of us do hero work.” Ochako replied, not looking away from the screen. Katuski hummed lowly the looked around the office.

Not too much excessive decor but there was a lot of filing cabinets and paper stacks; a few fairy lights up and around the ceiling. The blinds open a little as the sun shined through; making Ochako look more majestic in Katsuki’s eyes. Eventually, he looked away again and lifted a paper; reading it over in silence. Ochako continued typing, until she paused, she turned her head away and raised her hands.

Katsuki wasn’t paying any attention and then heard a short gasp; raising his gaze - Ochako was now fully turned around in her chair, hands covering her face. Katsuki blinked a few times, putting the paper down then walked around the desk and crouched down. “Oi, Cheeks. Ya go—“ “Hh—ah—HE’SHURSHU!—AH’TCHU!—Snf!—Heh—hihhh—HET’pxgt!” Ochako’s loud sneezes followed by a sniffle and a stifled one, Katsuki just blinked then laughed. He laughed for a bit the took some tissues out of the box which was resting on Ochako’s desk.

“Damn Raka…bless.” “Ugh, sorry…thank you.” Ochako took the tissues out of Katsuki’s gloved hands and blew her nose, stifling a silent sneezes followed behind it. Katsuki’s dark red eyes traced Ochako’s face then he stood up, softly going; “It’s the pollen, ain’t it?” Ochako threw the tissues away and shyly nodded, sniffling quietly. “Yeah. Doesn’t really help knowing you were just outside for an…an h—CHU! Ugh. For an hour.” “Oh, oh shit…I can leave…” “No, stay. I need some help on these reports.”

Katsuki paused, then chuckled softly and kissed Ochako’s head. “Course, baby.”

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Someone, in some way, Katsuki allowed himself to be dragged to a cat cafe with Ochako, Izuku, Shoto and Eijirou. Katsuki wasn’t too thrilled. Only due the poor nights sleep and the fact Eijirou and Izuku were being loud and hyper. Katsuki could fell himself either catching a cold or something because he felt like utter garbage. Yet, he was silent and went. Just for Ochako.

The five got a table, sat down and began ordering some drinks and snacks. Then, there were some cats walking around - rubbing against people’s legs or gently pawing at their shoes for attention. Katsuki glared at each cat that walked by. Ochako leaned against Katsuki. “Isn’t this great darling? A break from agencies.” Her soft voice bringing Katsuki back, “Mhm.” “Aw, c’mon Kats! Ya can’t hate this.” Eijirou said, Shoto just sighed and Izuku smiled. “It’s nothing to be mad over, Kacchan. Though, I have to ask…are you okay?”

The question caught Katsuki off guard, he blinked. “Huh?” “It’s just…your nose is twitching.” “It’s incredibly red, Bakugou.” Shoto added in after Izuku. Katsuki stared at the group then lifted a hand, touching his nose. “I don’t know, okay? Fuck off!” Katsuki said. The group went back to talking. Ochako looked at Katsuki and whispered. “Darling? Are you okay? You have that look.” Katsuki was about to ask what she meant but he immediately stifled two sneezes into his hand. “HP’ctxngt!—CH’ngt!—ugh.”

The four looked at Katsuki, silent. “Oh.” “Bless you!” “You sure you’re okay bro?” Katsuki was silent then heard a meow, he looked down and saw one of the cats clinging to his legs. “Get off me you little fu—uh—HE’SHU!—HERSHOO!—-fucker—-ATCHIEW! Ugh..dammit.” “Katsuki are you…allergic to cats?” “Yeah…and wha—-‘xngt!’—what of it?” “Bless you, darling.” “Shut up…”

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Akaashi and Bokuto won the poll. So, here we go.

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“Cuddles and sniffles.” A BoAka Snzfic/Sickfic.

Content warning: I make Akaashi a lot more talkative than he actually is, he’s canonically weird; sooo, I’m making him have the kink, lol. Bokuto being oblivious. Sneezing, congestion, a little mention of them kissing, nothing too explicit on that. And of course; they’re aged up. Living in an apartment together.

If this is too vanilla for ya —- you don’t gotta read!!

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What did he get himself into? A rhetorical question, really. Akaashi had no idea what he got himself into. He had just gotten back home from work; fixing his glasses quietly after just cleaning them off. The office was packed today, full of people as it had been an eventful week of handing out different books. Akaashi needed a bit of time to breathe, and then he felt something off. Very, very off.

His nose twitched.

Huh.

Usually it never did that? He rarely got sick, nor did he ever sneeze.

Akaashi may have loved, loved a little too well, Bokuto sneezing. But he—himself? Hated sneezing. Why? It was a natural bodily function, after all. Why would he hate something everyone else did? Akaashi just, doesn’t like much about himself. He hasn’t since high school. Sometimes the overthinking and depression took over but, besides that, he has the most beautiful and important person in his life.

Bokuto.

Akaashi sighed, lifting a hand to rub lightly at his twitching nose. Pausing when he felt two large, muscular arms warm around him. Bokuto. He looked over, the other man had a huge smile, those golden-brown eyes full of happiness. His hair was down for once, the gray and black strands looked even more enticing than ever. Akaashi took a moment to stare, then smiled a very tiny bit.

“Hello, love.” “KAASHI!! Hi!” Bokuto shouted, squeezing Akaashi in a hug. They stayed like that for a moment until Akaashi finally let his facial expression take over, he turned his head away and paused, a single hitch of his breath then a silent stifle. Bokuto opened his eyes, glancing up then tilted his head. He raised a hand, taking Akaashi’s own away from his face. “I talked to you about stifling, ‘Kaashi.”

“Mm? Oh. Sorry.” Akaashi muttered, sniffling quietly as he cleared his throat. Bokuto sighed, gently smiling then kissed Akaashi’s forehead. “You’re warm. Feeling ill?” He asked. And Akaashi just sighed, letting his glasses slip down his nose a bit. “Just a bit…” Akaashi said, sniffling quietly. Bokuto smiled a little. “C’mon Keiji, let’s get you to bed.” “Yeah, okay.” The two men made their way to the bedroom, changing and proceeded to start lying down.

Silence.

Then suddenly-

“Hh—HGX’chu! Ugh, d—hh—XN’GT! Ow…hh—hih—ha—itc’achu!”

Poor Akaashi. He was trying to speak but the sneezes kept coming. Bokuto took the tissue box off the nightstand, taking some tissues out of it and passing them to Akaashi. “Goodness, baby, bless you.” “Mm…thank you, Kou’.” Akaashi replied quietly, taking some tissues to blow his nose. “You want medicine yet?” “No…just—chu! Sorry.” Akaashi felt his face scrunch up again with a more quieter and gentle sneeze, he blew his nose again, coughing quietly.

“Bless you, Keiji.” “May we cuddle…p—fuck, as’chsiew! Ughh…I’m so sorry.” Akaashi rubbed at his twitchy, red nose. Bokuto just smiled. “Time to sleep.” He then tackled Akaashi to the bed. Bokuto knew how to make Akaashi feel comfortable and better, it was the same the other way around.

Akaashi buried his face into Bokuto’s chest, feeling his nose twitch. “Dammit, I gotta—“ his breathe hitched; instantly lifting his hands and cupped them over his mouth and nose. “Heshuroo!” This one being extra itchy sounding. “Oh Keiji, need another tissue?” Bokuto asked, already reaching for the box. “Yes, please. Sorry I don’t…hh—I can’t st—stop…hih—hah—ugh. It went away.” Bokuto just smiled. “We’ll sleep it off.” Leaning down and giving Akaashi a gentle kiss.

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Most voted on the poll was Haikyuu!! So, here’s the KuroKen (Whiskers, as I call them), snzfic.

Warnings; Sneezing, sniffles, congestion, mlm relationship, some out of character things (?), Kenma being a game addict while sick. Kuroo being a caretaker/mother hen. 18+ characters as usual.

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Kenma had been on stream all day. Why? Just to relax and earn some money for the rent due in a few weeks. Kenma fixed the headset on his short dyed hair, proceeding to finish up the stream. As he was beginning to end the live, he felt his face scrunch up. Oh no, no no-

“Hx’chu!”

There it was. Kenma stifled a sneeze against his wrist the chat filled with various reactions.

- OMG??? BLESS YOU!

- Your ending the stream already?

- Gameplay was wonderful today!!

- Awww, that was adorable!

- Take care of yourself!

- See ya next week!!

And so on. Varied comments.

Kenma looked over the chat box, nodding and mumbling into the microphone. “Yeah..I wi—hh—sorry-“ Kenma turned away from the microphone, covering his mouth with his hand and silently sneezing. He shook his head, sniffling then cleared his throat. “See you all next week.” Kenma turned off the stream, all the open apps he had open from different game plays in the span of four hours now.

Kenma took the led lights around the setup down, about to turn them off. Again, Kenma’s face scrunched up and he silently sneezed. The motion having his head fall forward a little and his headphones flew off and hit the desk. Kenma gave a desperate sniffe, rubbing his nose then coughed lowly. He shook his head and looked towards the door of his streaming room. Kuroo leaning against the doorframe with a smirk.

“Bless you. Three times.” Kuroo calmly said, pushing off the doorframe and going towards Kenma. The other rolled his dark golden-ish brown eyes before his breathing hitched. “O—hh—oh fuck y—you—-chu!—ugh, snf! Dammit.” Kuroo chuckled lowly, his deep voice just being gravely in his throat. “Bless you another time, Ken. Awh, what’s wrong? Feeling sick, baby?” Kenma flushed red yet shook his head. “No. I’m not.” Kenma sniffled again, rubbing at his nose.

“Ugh, why is it so itchy…” “Because you’re caching a cold. You get very sneezy when sick. You have since highschool.” Kuroo softly reminded, lifting Kenma’s face up by his chin and then placed a kiss to the others forehead despite the bangs being in the way a little. Kenma subconsciously leaned against the other, closing his eyes. “Kuroo…” “Mm? Yes, baby?” “…can you help…y’know…” Kenma hesitated. Kuroo grinned happily.

“Want me to help coax the sneeze out?” “Please. It’s being such a bother.” Kenma whined dramatically, sniffling. He then squished his face into Kuroo’s palm. The man smiled, leaning down and teasingly whispering. “Oh? So you want me to kiss your nose?” Kenma groaned. “Shut up. Maybe I won’t let you.” Kuroo tilted his head, thumb tracing over Kenma’s chin. “Uh-huh, sure, of course.” Kuroo replied sarcastically. Kenma rolled his eyes then groaned, burying his face into Kuroo’s chest. Kuroo snickered. “Alright, cuddles it is then.”

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Kenma awoke in the middle of the night, feeling congested in his nose and throat, coughed a little. He shook his head, rubbing his eyes as they got used to the darkness. Kenma wanted to play his Nintendo Switch. Minecraft. Or Mario Kart. Either would be good right now. Kenma slowly sat up, looking over to see Kuroo fast asleep next to him. Sighing quietly, Kenma reached over and grabbed his Switch; turning it on and beginning to play whatever.

An hour passed, nothing too crazy happened. Until, he felt that familiar tickle and itch on his face. In his nose. Kenma immediately gave this…kitten sneeze. Then another, another, which lead to about three more. So, six in a row, by the seventh little sneeze and annoyed sniffle with a curse, Kuroo groggily muttered. “Blessss youuu, baby.” Kuroo was mostly asleep still. Of course he was. It was like 2am now. Kenma cleared his throat the best he could. “So’bry.” Kuroo lifted his head from the pillows, turning on the lamp that rested on the nightstand.

“Aw baby, you sound so stuffed up.” “I..I…hh-chu!! Ugh—huh—hih—ha—hatchsw! ‘tschu! H-hh—ehhshuuu! Ha—has’heshh-eruu! Ugh. So’bry, Kuroo…” Kenma and his poor nose. Kuroo smiled a little. “Okay. Time for some medicine before going back to bed.” “I’mb no’bd don’d ‘by ga’be.” Kuroo snickered. “You’re not done your game?” “D’no’b…” Kenna muttered in a pout, sniffling miserably.

“Fine. Game, medicine then back to bed, baby.”

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I’ve been having an obsession with Demon Slayer lately and an obsession with Iguro Obanai. So here’s a small headcanon of how I think he’d sneeze. There’s not much Demon Slayer Snz HC’s of the Hashira’s in this community. Boredom took over, here ya go.

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Iguro was walking with Sanemi, around the estates to check for any demons. There wasn’t any for once. Sanemi sighed and then cracked his knuckles. “God, this is boring. I was hoping we could murder some damn demons.” Iguro just nodded, Kaburamaru around his neck hissed lightly, giving a little nudge to Sanemi’s shoulder. The taller man smiled a little. “Hello little guy, I missed ya too.” He gently scratched Kaburamaru’s head.

Iguro watched then he turned his head away, his uneven hair falling to a certain angle where his face was covered. Sanemi wasn’t paying too much attention until Kaburamaru stiffened and looked back at Iguro. Sanemi finally looked over, Iguro…poor thing was rubbing at his nose with his wrist. The bandages around his face was now lowered so his mouth was visible. The scar from his past showing. Before Sanemi could get a word out-

“Hh—uheshhuu!”

Such a soft sneeze he gave, Iguro shook his head, sniffling and rubbing his nose. Sanemi blinked before smiling. He gently pat Iguro on the back. “Bless you, Obanai. What caused such a sudden reaction?” He asked, in all the honesty and curiosity he could manage. Iguro looked at Sanemi and then at the nearest forest, pointing to a section of roses. Sanemi nodded. “Ah, okay.” Iguro sniffled then gave a short and stifled; “Hh—hah—h’xnght! Ugh…hih—hh—‘gnxt! Snf! Apologies, Shinazugawa…” Sanemi just laughed. “No worries, bless again.” Iguro fixed his bandages around his mouth, sniffling quietly.

“I hate roses.”

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Here’s a little oc x reader snzario since yall seemed to like the last one so much. :)

Description of my oc;

Body type — tall, muscular and slim.

Facial features — soft gaze with dark blue eyes, bangs of dyed black hair that cover the face, button nose, long lashes, naturally thin and kept eyebrows, freckles and lips of a very light red shade.

Ngl, my oc doesn’t have pronouns yet. So for this, I’m just gonna use they/them. Moving onward.

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Content warning: Mention of sniffles, sneezes, some flirting, not too much on the nsfw part just because, and of course, congestion and petnames.

If uncomfortable with that, leave. Minors don’t interact, as this is a kink blog.

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Damon had just gotten home from work, all sluggish and annoyed from idiots being in the office. The type of idiots that act like they have everything under control - when in reality none of them do; to the point all hell breaks loose. People were breaking copiers left and right, presentations ruined, boss getting pushed into the elevator and it crashed on her? Yeah. Not the best day. On top of that? Damon got caught in a really bad storm on the drive home. Traffic was horrendous, too.

Poor thing couldn’t catch a break.

When they stepped through the front door, soaked and shivering from pent up rage but also from the weather. You immediately rushed over, pausing your cooking of dinner. Damon paused, then gave a tiny smile. The features on that pretty face they had was just so…fake. You frowned, gently cupping their face.

“The hell happened?” You ask, softly but so worried. Who wouldn’t be worried when their partner comes home from work looking like this? Damon just sighed, closing their eyes before lifting their own hands, curving the fingers around your own. You needed an answer. But, right now, Damon didn’t look ready to talk. You just kissed their forehead, Damon’s bangs swishing lightly at the gesture.

Now that got a gentle and genuine, mini smile.

“Go take a nice warm bath, I’ll have dinner ready by the time you come back down.” You say, turning around and heading back to the kitchen. Damon nodded. “Right-ti-o’, babe.” Giving that little gesture a person in the military or a pirate would do. Damon made their way upstairs. You glanced over your shoulder towards the stairs, smiling softly.

“Precious baby’s gonna get sick.” You mutter, finishing up the making of dinner.

Soon, Damon did come back downstairs, they were all relax…well, not all of them. Their poor nose was all red and twitchy. Damon lifted a hand, rubbing the wrist against their nose. You were just putting the food into the dish to rest on the dining table. Damon glanced up, blue eyes looking you up and down before smiling, sniffling a bit.

“Ya’ look stunning, I wanna cuddle.” Damon mutters, their voice cracking very so slightly. You just shook your head. “Stunning, mm?” “Yes, love. Stunning.” Damon confirmed with another voice that cracked between each word. They put a hand to their neck, softly rubbing out the soreness and giving a quiet, bashful “uh-mm..” to clear their throat.

You stared, then giggled. “Someone getting sick?” “I believe I..I—hh—ha’xngt!” Stifled sneeze. First one tonight. Damon flushed red instantly; they always got so shy when sneezing in front of others. Especially you, upon knowing your..interest.

“Excuse me, sorry…” Damon shyly said, looking away from you. Before they could even process what else to do or say, another stifled sneeze writhered its way out. “Hh—hih—ha—‘xnhgt! Ugh, fuck.” Damon rubbed their running nose with their wrist, sniffling miserably already. You stared, again. How could you not stare at this..majestically sniffling partner in front of you? You looked away then back, smiling. Grabbing a tissue, lifting it to Damon’s face. They didn’t argue, just let you clean their nose off.

“I pro’b’abl’dy loo’b ridiculous righ’b d’now…” Damon expressed, sniffling with a tiny cough. Oh dear, they were so congested. “Sweetheart—“ “—hh—w—hh…wai’d—-‘schu!, h’ssachiw!, hu’xngt’chiew! Go’b da’mb’id..” Damon was now struggling to stop. A good five more passed before their nose finally calmed down.

“Goodness, bless you…”

Damon flushed more at your little coo. They looked at you, down, then shivered and coughed. You looked at the food on the table then back to Damon. “Wanna get some food and medicine in your system before we cuddle for the night?” Hearing your suggestion, Damon looked over,

Dinner went by smoothly, for the most part. Damon sniffling or coughing slightly yet the medicine, ice water and food seemed to have helped put the sneezes to a pause. The table was cleaned up, you two headed to the bedroom. You laid down, Damon crawling into bed next to you. They buried their face into your chest. “Still cold?” You ask, the other just nodded. As you were fidgeting with the blanket, you felt and heard Damon give the most shyest sneeze into your chest ever.

Blinking, shifting your eyes down to see Damon now blowing their nose into a tissue, sniffling like their nose would fall off. You just wrapped the blanket around yourselves. Damon nuzzled into you, rubbing that twitchy, rubbed raw reddening nose into the tissue. Then, Damon looked up at you. They hesitated, glancing down before looking away, sneezing silently into their arm. “Bless you, baby. You wanna sleep now, don’t you?” Damon nodded to your words. “Ye’b…sorry, I…hat’choo!…ugh. I’m’b really sneez’yd righ’bd d’now.” You laugh, before kissing them on the lips. “It’s fine, bless again.”

[animesnez]

Imagine being in bed with your partner, and suddenly, they just nuzzle into you and start sniffing.

What could be the cause? The temperature of the room? The movie you’re both watching?

Neither of those were the cause. So what—-oh, oh dear. Your partner is catching a cold, trying to hide.

“Now darling, I thought we agreed you wouldn’t hide this from me.”

“I..I know, I just—-hh—h’schu!..ugh, dammit.”

You paused, this single sneeze was full of pent up anger from that poor sensitive nose.

“Oh my, bless you.”

“Thank you.”

You lift their head up, smiling softly. “I think it’s time we have some fun, no?”

You’re partner, nose twitchy, eyes watery and that ever so desperately flustered expression - smiled shyly.

“Yeah….I—hh—hah—hih’tshcw!, chu!, fuc—hh—at’chsw!-“

There it was. They finally let it out.

“Oh, baby.” You coo’d.

This was gonna be a wild night.

[animesnez]

A rare pair MHA/BNHA ship I’ve been obsessed with lately is TodoIida. Sooo, here’s a snzfic of these two. Aged up, btw.

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CW: Sneezing, congestion mentioned, gay ship, rarepair ship, aged up (19-25 in this fic), kissing, cuddling. Also some mention of snzkink! If you don’t like this ship, or this sort of thing, then pls leave!!

TW: Talk of Shoto’s past! If uncomfortable with the topic of abuse, please don’t read.

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Shoto Todoroki and Tenya Iida have been dating since their second year in U.A. it’s been six years of them being together. Today was a rainy day, storming pretty hard outside, and both boys were stuck inside, after just getting home from their internship patrols. Tenya took his jacket off, hanging it up then took his shoes off, he pushed up his glasses then looked over at Shoto, who was being offly silent, even for Shoto being Shoto.

Tenya took his glasses off to clean them but ended up giving a stifled sneeze into his hand. “Hg’xnt!” He shook his head, went back to cleaning off his glasses. After a moment, he put them back on, looking over at where Shoto was, who was now no-where to be seen. Tenya looked around before he felt his nose twitch again, he gave a small and quiet hitch then sneezed into his hand again, stifling his now, second. sneeze.

Tenya opened his eyes again, pushing his glasses back up and giving a small sniffle as he rubbed his nose. “Goodness, I must’ve gotten a chill…” He shook his head and pushed his blue hair back, his red eyes scanning the living room before he heard a small noise from the bathroom beside the dinning room. He gave a small sigh. ‘Sho must be in there.’ He thought as he walked over.

Tenya lifted his hand, knocking at the door. “Sho, baby?” His voice soft trying to get the boy on the other side of the door to say something. After a moment, Shoto spoke up. “Hm? Yes?” Tenya outside the door sighed once again. “May I come in?” There was a pause before Shoto gave a small hum from inside the bathroom. Tenya gave a small smile proceeding to open the door, walked into the bathroom and shut the door behind him. He turned back and immediately saw the sight of Shoto.

The poor thing was rubbing at his red and twitchy nose, his eyes squinted as his breath kept hitching. Tenya felt his face heat up a tiny bit, blushing at the sight of his boyfriend. He gave another sigh, to calm himself down. “Shoto, are you alright?” Tenya spoke, taking a step closer to the other boy, who was still hitching uncontrollably. Shoto closed his mouth, muffling the hitches, but before Tenya could even ask another thing, Shoto turned his head away, giving out very small and quiet sneezes into his hands.

“Ha-wchsuiw!, hg’xnt!, atpchu!, ahh..heh…ah-chuuiu! Ugh, hah…hahhh…ahtchsuw!”

His body shook with the small fit of sneezes, and when he was done, he stood there. Tenya stared at Shoto, his eyes widening and jaw practically dropping. He felt his face heat up again. “Bless you, Sho.” He took another step closer, gently reached out to take Shoto’s hands away from his face. Shoto gave a small sniffle, he then mumbled out. “Eugh, I’m’b sorry…tha’d wa’b disgu’sbin’d…” Tenya just shook his head and laughed a little.

“No no, it’s quite alright love.” Tenya then continued to lift his other hand, gently touching Shoto’s forehead, to which the other flinched a little. Shoto stood there with a look of terror before he hesitantly leaned into Tenya’s hand. He closed his eyes and hummed. At first, Tenya was about to take his hand away after seeing him flinch, but gave a small smile once Shoto leaned into him.

“Goodness you’re burning.” Tenya said, barely above a whisper, Shoto just hummed in response before he gave a stuffily mumble. “Mmm…I kinda…wanna cuddle…snf!” Tenya gave a small smile at Shoto’s request. “We can definitely do that, but you need some medicine in your system.” Shoto gave a pouty whine. “Noooo…I don’d wan’ba ta’b’d any me’bicne…” Tenya gave a whole hearted chuckle at his boyfriend’s whiny protest. “Shoto, love, you have to take it. It’ll help you feel better.” Shoto was about to protest again before he stopped himself, staring at Tenya.

After a pause in silence, Shoto mumbled out. “Why’re yo’b’u ma’b’in’d tha’d fa’be…?” Tenya gave a blink, shaking his head. “I’m sorry? What face are you talking about…?” “Li’be you’re abou’d to-”

Shoto got cut off by the sight of Tenya immediately turned his head away, taking his one hand off and away from Shoto, covering his face. “Hachsiw!” He sneezed, a little let out but still quiet. Shoto gave a blink. Tenya sniffled and rubbed at his nose. “Eugh—ehm, pardon me.” Shoto blinked again. “Uh…bless yo’bu?” He said, in a soft and quiet voice. Tenya gave a small laugh. “Thank you, Shoto.” “You’re wel-…Hx’ngt!…ahem-, you’re welco’be…”

Shoto spoke, giving a small sniffle before his nose twitched and he let out a sneeze again, right into his sleeve. He gave another cold sounding sniffle before Tenya gave a tiny frown. “Ah-, bless baby.” “Snf! Snf!…ahem…ugh…thanks’bd…” Tenya gave a small chuckle before he gently lifted Shoto into his arms, and carried him out of the bathroom. He walked through the dining room, past the kitchen and living room to the bedroom down the hall. As Shoto was being carried, he gave a small cough into his arm before he let out a shaky and shivery like sneeze.

“Ah—ahcsuwuiuuu!”

Tenya stopped walking for a second, blushing even more at the sound of his boyfriend sneezing. It was no surprise Tenya, deep down, was a man with a very strange kink. Strange, but rare. Tenya tried to form a response, possibly a blessing? Instead, just gave a small sigh and continued walking. Once inside said bedroom, Tenya put Shoto down. Tenya turned to leave, wanting and needing ——- to get medicine for the both of them. And again, had to stop to watch Shoto let out another fit of sneezes, every. single. one. was. stifled.

‘Oh….my….gosh….’ Was all Tenya could think as he just stood there, blushing and staring. Once Shoto finished his now, third fit, he looked at Tenya while rubbing his nose. “M…ma’b I ha’de a tissu’bd please’d…?” Tenya blinked before he walked over and sat down, taking a few tissues out of his pockets and lifting them up to the others face.

“Bless you. Goodness gracious.” Tenya said softly, as Shoto let out another small unexpected sneeze into he tissue before blowing his nose into it. Tenya was now blushing heavily. He couldn’t think of anything to say, so, he just stood there until Shoto pulled back from the tissue, lifting his hand to rub at his nose with a light, shivery sniffe. Tenya crumbled up the tissue and tossed it to the trashcan. After some silence, Shoto looked at Tenya’s face. “A’bre you’d oka’d?” He asked, congestedly. Tenya nodddd slowly, pushing up his glasses. “Yes, I’m quite alright. I’m more worried about you m-..hh….my lo-..lo-love-”

Tenya gave a short hitched gasp and turned his head away, covering his face with his arm. He let out a simple, average sounding sneeze; “Hh—-ahh—ahtcsw!” Shoto stared in disbelief, giving a tiny smile that Tenya had finally let out a sneeze. “Bless’b you’bd.” Shoto said innocently, being out of it. Tenya gave a few formal apologies before sniffling and lowering my arm from his face. “Do excuse me.” Shoto shook his head, sinking into the covers. Tenya watched him then walked over and sat next to him on the bed. “Okay, how about we just cuddle? Medicine in the morning.” “That’s…ahem, nice. Very nice, actually.”

Tenya smiled. “Okay.” Shoto and Tenya both continued to cuddle under the covers in bed for awhile. Soon, it turned to an hour. Shoto had fallen asleep in Tenya’s arms, but Tenya stayed awake for a bit longer, making sure Shoto was okay. The poor thing was shivering a bunch, nuzzling his face into Tenya’s chest for comfort. The only sound was of the outside weather; the pouring down rain. Tenya glanced to the window then felt Shoto cling tighter to him, looking down, he saw the other now awake, rubbing his reddened nose with his right wrist.

Tenya gave a soft, sleepy laugh. “Sho, you okay there love?” Shoto blinked a bit, looking up. “I uhm..yeah, just…a bit…itch—hh—fuck—itchy—-‘tshu! ‘chu!…ugh. Dammit, ‘scuse me.” Shoto murmured, turning his head away to rub at his face, sniffling miserably. Tenya flushed again, then stared at Shoto.

That’s all he could really do right now.

“S-Sho…” Tenya whispered, and Shoto looked back up, pausing his nose rubbing. “Mm?” “..I…you…you don’t have to hold those back, y’know.” Shoto took a moment to process Tenya’s words then sighed. “It’s a habit…I…I wasn’t ever able to get sick or…” Shoto trailed off, feeling his nose trembling again, as his breathing hitched. He cupped his right hand over his nose, left hand gently holding on Tenya’s shoulder so Shoto didn’t bump into him. Two little sneezes left Shoto and then he was silent, sniffling as he lowered his hand. “…or sneeze.”

“You…I’m sorry, what?” Teya questioned, baffled. What did Shoto mean, not able to get sick…or..sneeze. Those were both two fully normal bodily functions. What the help had Endeavor done. “Do..do you mind elaborating, love?” Reyna added on, gently; lifting a hand and gently cupping the side of Shoto’s face, thumb caressing his eyebags then his flushed yet still pale cheek. Shoto was silent then felt his nose twitch, he held back the sneeze and spoke, his tone low - to not sneeze. “Oh, Endeavor would overwork me, beat me and mom. Sometimes I’d puke on the floor from the training he’d put me through. I…can’t really look at treadmills the same an—hh—anymore—chu! Ha..ha’chsw! ‘Tcshwu!, ha’putchoo!—my go—-a’ptchu!—ugh…snf—sorry.”

Tenya listened. Completely silent. He had his jaw dropped. Eyes widened behind his glasses. The hand of his on Shoto’s cheek very slowly lowered, but Shoto instantly nuzzled into the palm of Tenya’s hand again, closing his heterochromic eyes. Tenya couldn’t believe it. His boyfriend, for years now…had been abused in the past? Shoto lifted his left hand, rubbing at his nose with a gentle sniffle. “My mom gave me the scar. She..poured bowling water onto my face after telling someone on the phone my left side looked like him, she immediately used her ice to heal it. I was practically blind for a few weeks, a month or so. I still kinda am.” Shoto explained, then gave a tin cough.

“Darling, I’m so so sorry.” “It’s okay.” “No, no it’s not.” There was some silence before Tenya felt his nose twitch. Oh no, not again, he was holding back more than Shoto. Of course Shoto hadn’t noticed it yet, at least, he hoped not. Tenya turned away and gave a breathy gasp and then stifled a completely silent sneeze into his shoulder. “Ahem, excuse me. That came out of nowhere.” Tenya said, the blush covering his cheeks from embarrassment. Shoto stared up at him, smiling a little. “Bless you, baby.” Tenya flushed more, looking away. “Right, thank you.” Shoto smiled a bit more, nuzzling further into Tenya.

“We’re both sick, huh?” “Yeah…yes, we—we are.”