In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.
Reblogging again for the uncanny relevance lmfao
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Love Begins
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Mike Driver
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Stranger Things
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Keni
trying on a metaphor
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Jules of Nature

JBB: An Artblog!
DEAR READER
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Acquired Stardust

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In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.
Reblogging again for the uncanny relevance lmfao
“Boys are cheats and liars. They’re such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second BASEBALL, BASEBALL, HE THINKS HE’S GONNA SCORE...”
One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.
So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.
Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.
After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”
I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.
We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.
I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS
“He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen.”
Beware Of Dog: They Will Lick You To Death
This is the best spiderman movie ever
reblog for noises
pupper tip-taps are literally the best thing in the universe
but soft, what brick through yonder window breaks
You can tell a girl she’s smart her whole life, encourage her in school, buy her a chemistry set, send her to math camp, help her apply for college scholarships in STEM fields, and she’s still eventually going to walk into a classroom, a lab, or a job interview and have some man dismiss her existence, deny her funding, pass her over for a promotion, or take credit for her work. How about you work on getting those assholes out of power and quit telling me not to call girls pretty.
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yeah i reckon they might be
Ye olde Windows screen savers.
There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild
tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house
Those pipes were my childhood
I just went back 15 years ago
Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.
I remember
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
(via jackbutcher_08)
think before you speak/type or the chokehold fairy will get you
reblog/retweet, don’t repost
I don’t know that I ever slammed reblog so fast.