i scream in my tags. a lot.

too much gay. i reblog whatever is entertaining me at the moment. if it wasn't already obvious: yes. i love dogs and i'll probably love your dog too #JOJOMISH a tag for my two cat-loving best friends

[lacuna-matata]

[zennou]

[anisayblahblah]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[yossiacar]

I’m a satellite heart, lost in the dark.

[hellanne]

Tatum Shaw

[respectfulmemes]

[steelcitywitch-deactivated20181]

Janitors are magic and you should be nice to them:

- they have ALL THE KEYS - they are in the building when no one else is, a liminal space - they clean everything and cleaning is important - they know about all the little broom closets - also janitors are people and you should at least say hello

[bresilien]

[conbiniiko]

jinkies 👀

[yekkes]

Big lesbian mood

[37q-archive]

I KNEW IT

[gnegar]

[mitski-miyawakis]

oh.

[twotheleft]

[staraptor]

reminder that there’s an energy drink made in the UK named pussy

[staraptor]

i want to die

[gaydemogorgon]

@rivaine

[vaguelyethereal]

Take a fuckin’ sip, babes

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Is there any accessory that says “I have NEVER tasted pussy” more than a tilt scooter?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is some next level sex punning tho, they literally started a company and made an energy drink just so they could say that

[korrasforevergirl]

What does this taste like cause I want some

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I never thought the day would come when I’d say these words

But

I don’t know what Pussy tastes like

[spiletta42]

I bought some.  It tastes like walnuts.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A drink called Pussy that tastes like nuts is some quality Beverage Irony right there

[parakavka]

[anthonyholden]

Dinner at the Holdens’. Whatever the entree is, puns are always the side.

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[laachi]

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

[anisayblahblah]

#growingupgay: I'm not gay

[gyarados]

I love gay shit I love being around gay people and gay things and gay music there’s no doubt I’m a big ol homosexual

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]