whatever is going on with the figure of Elvis Presley in the timeline of fallout new vegas is insane.
not The Kings dressing up as Elvis for their gang theme, frankly that's not unusual. If Gwars ever got a museum or a training school and then the world blew up I would frankly be shocked if people didn't make a weird misunderstood Gwar cult or gang or something. Good clean fun.
but, ok. the fallout timeline.
Let's set aside the doylian stuff here that fallout 1 and 2 were written pretty firmly in a style where people weren't expecting there to be wikis detailing all the shit and the style and timeline wasn't fully banged out yet.
what the fuck is the timeline.
We're made to understand that there is some manner of change sometime in the 60s to how US culture progresses, something about the rockers getting arrested, the culture of big band and wearing suits out to party is still kicking somehow. We kind of surmise that there was some authoritarian crackdown.
because otherwise it simply isn't possible that the twentieth and twenty first centuries remain in 50s land without some enforcement. and I cannot in any way believe (as some youtubers [idiots] have suggested) that the world progressed artistically more or less as normal and then due to the tensions with China we went back to 50s land. You are fucking high if you think we had Prince and Michael Jackson or someone like them and then anyone decided to go back to this abject honkyshit. If that happened, if people were convinced to go from like, having Barry White to everyone having to listen to Bing Crosby, every pre war note would read "damn, remember when we decided like 20 years ago that everyone's pussy is just gonna be dry forever and ever?"
anyway. so. Elvis. problem.
It's reasonable to assume that even in a situation where lets say Nixon gets a third term and we assassinate John Lennon and band the hippies and enforce a cultural mandates around the midcentury modern and art deco and googie, that Elvis might survive that purge.
The early rockers and boppers seem to exist in fallouts musical canon, that style is allowed. And Elvis is a fairly patriotic guy, has an in with the feds despite being surprisingly pro black in ways people don't talk about.
SO I can see Elvis and co. being treated as kind of like safe edge. the greasers are the tolerated form of being a hoodlum menace to society.
so what the fuck is specifically Elvis Presly in 2077? The guy has been dead for damn near a century by that point depending on how he goes out in this timeline.
It's hard to believe you can fully enforce a cultural mandate around musical expression into the 21st century, but its even harder to believe that you can enforce a state designated antagonist.
Like, I cannot imagine that this figure could remain as the "safe" societal opposition music that old people complain about for a full century.
so in 2077 what in the fuck does an elvis impersonator school mean? in our own world, the year 2077 will mark a century since elvis' death. He will at that point have gone far past being something your grandparents liked and will have become as old fashioned to them as music from 1900 is to us now. Is anyone listening to Scott Joplin in 2026? Maybe so, maybe you're a being at peace with yourself and so you just appreciate the music. But I cannot imagine feeling the same feelings about Scott Joplin in 2026 as people did in 1900. It's not novel or edgy.
and in the fallout timeline, I'm so insistent that Elvis and people of that sort would be put up as designated antagonists, controlled opposition, heel's, because if there are state enforced cultural mandates for what is pro social, then there must be the same for what is anti social. You HAVE to enforce shit. If rock music is allowed to just do whatever and be whatever, and it's not officially held as kinda edgy kinda dangerous, then rock and roll does what it did in our own timeline, utterly bulldozes all other musical genres from before.
So, that's why I figure they have to keep Elvis around as a figure of acceptable ill repute. You've got your big band and schmultz and then the edgy rock n roll which is that pussy ass buddy holly shit.
and after more than a fucking century, you've got an impersonation school in las vegas what in the FUCK was going on there before the bombs dropped?
We are dedicated to a figure whose stylistic choices the government upholds as very dangerous, he made music over a century prior to this, and people apparently come from all over the country to pretend to be this guy or get photos taken with people who pretend to be this guy.
it's madness it is fucking madness and I'm running myself around in a circle trying to figure out what in the sam hell fuck shit to do with it. it's like trying to untangle what the fuck Mr. house's whole deal was to people pre war.
Did howard hughes just not exist at all, or are people watching him in his tower being a weird freak and thinking to themselves "weird, is he doing a howard hughes bit? Howard Hughes, this reclusive film maker executive and recluse from more than a century ago, he did basically this whole thing of becoming a germaphobic shutin who bought las vegas and fancied himself as some kind of king. He's doing howard hughes for some reason???"