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"There are no regrets in life, just lessons"- JJA

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I just finished 9-1-1 and am looking for some Maddie and Chim fics. I need something to hold me over until season 8. Please recommend any and all madney fics you have! Thanks in advance!!

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So I recently just finished watching Modern Family and wanted to read some cute Claire and Phil/ Dunphy Family fics, but quickly realized there are not many normal, non incestuous, Modern Family fics. Can anyone point me in the direction of cute Claire/Phil or family fics?

Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated!

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Hello fellow Manifesters! I know some people hate the idea of Mick and Jared together, but I love them together. Has anyone written any Michaela and Jared ff? If so please let me know🤪

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Fic searching... currently trying to find a Once Upon A Time fic where Killian and Regina were brother and sister. I think at the end they were at Regina and Robin’s house playing capture the flag while Emma sat on the porch and watched. That’s all I remember! Any and all help is greatly appreciated!!

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Pregnancy/Baby Fics

Pregnant while Secretary of State:

Perfect Imperfections by AlohaBlackbird

We All Fall Down by Sardixiis

No Love Without Sacrifice by softrock-showtunesgirlscout22 (starts with 4th child born but has pregnancy flashbacks)

The Best Surprise by lizandhenry 

The World of Unexpected by wanheda08

Life Unexpected by Everythingistaken

Madam Secretary by lovewriting1022

Pregnant before series:

Promises (has flashbacks of their story and explores her being pregnant a little bit) by lizandhenry

The McCord Children by MadamBroadway (in progress indefinitely but goes through each month of pregnancy)

The Announcements by thepuppiesinpink (how she tells Hnery she’s pregnant with each child) 

Blessed by Not a Writer but trying

The Secret Miracle by MrNMrsMccord

A Mother’s Intuition by lil’mousie323

Today’s the Day by ht-10987

Parental Musings by Waiting for Him Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs

The Start of Something New by a starr in the sky

Wrapped Around Their Fingers by r.m.redframe

Merry McCord by blackandnred34

And I Miss Your Precious Heart by adamsmccord

3AM Bonding by no-politics-as-usual

Merry McCord! by blackandred34

Midnight Whispers by mccordwhitehouse

The Choice of Motherhood by BonJeanne

Homecoming Surprise by ditzie-blonde

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Has anyone written any Sweet Magnolias fan fics about Cal and Maddie or Annie and Ty? I’ve watched this show five times so far and I freaking love it.

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

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I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

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I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

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The Charming’s loft

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Good Things that Happened in 2016

·         We’re closer to having successful vaccines for lung and brain cancer.

·         New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)

·         Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people don’t have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.

·         Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.

·         Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.

·         A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.

·         Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.

·         Tiger numbers are growing.

·         And manatees.

·         And pandas.

·         Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.

·         70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.

·         Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.

·         California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)

·         Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.

·         Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.

·         Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.

·         Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.

·         500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.

·         We made massive strides in Alzheimers’ prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)

·         The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.

·         A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.

·         The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).

·         The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.

·         Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone who’s had relatives with cancer this is the best news)

·         Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.

·         The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters

·         We may have cured MS

·         Rise Women’s Legal Centre opened

·         Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States

·         Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses

·         Pope Francis spoke against society’s obsession with physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that dude)

·         Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight

·         A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching

·         An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools

·         Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.

·         200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family

·         A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart

·         Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks

·         New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%

·         Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army

·         Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season

·         Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies

·         A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife

·         Families grew

·         People survived c ancer

·         People overcame depression

·         Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person,  is a victory

·         Now for the pop culture good news

·         LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED

·         There’s a new Harry Potter book

·         And a movie

·         Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time

·         This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween

·         LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT THIS YEAR OH MY GOD

·         Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black

·         Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming

·         Finding Dory. I haven’t seen it yet but I’ve heard good things

·         Kubo and the Two Strings. Haven’t seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know it’s a masterpiece

·         Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film

·         Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.

·         Zootopia. Oh don’t mind me I’m just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars

·         The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) I’m excited.

·         A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form so…that’s uplifting.

·         And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.

Good Things that have yet to happen this year

·         Birthdays

·         Doctor Strange

·         Thanksgiving

·         Black Friday

·         Moana

·         Christmas

Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better

·         Puppies

·         Chocolate

·         Rainbows

·         Rain (I like listening to rain it’s one of the most calming sounds)

·         Cartoons

·         Kissing

·         Music

·         Friends

·         FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece

·         FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence

·         Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.

·         ”A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have” –Roger Rabbit

#NeverForgetTheGood

*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if it’s something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)

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This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!

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Matthew Perry & Jennifer Aniston, 90s

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|AN| This is my first Captain Swan fan fiction so I apologize if it’s awful, but I really hope you enjoy!

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“Henry! Get up, Honey. It’s time for school,” Emma Swan yelled as she made her little boy breakfast. It was a Monday morning in the Swan-Cassidy household and Emma was running late.

Emma had just finished making breakfast when her very tired five year old sat down at the table. Neal never came home last night so Emma was left to do the cooking and cleaning by herself. By now she was used to it. Emma could count on one hand how many times Neal had come home this month. It all came down to the number five.

“Momma, when is Daddy coming home?” Henry asked as he ate his pancakes.

“I don’t know, Baby. Hopefully soon,” Emma replied kissing her son’s forehead. She started to walk out of the room to grab his little backpack when she heard Henry’s soft voice.

“Does Daddy still love me? Does he still love us, Mommy?” Henry said as a few tears rolled down his face. Emma walked over to the table and crouched down so she was level with Henry.

“Henry, of course he loves you. I know that he’s away a lot, but he’ll be home soon,” Emma replied wiping her son’s tear away. “Are you going to leave me too, Mommy?” Henry asked looking at her, his bottom lip trembling. It broke her heart to see her little boy so upset. She finally decided that she was done with Neal. Their “relationship” wasn’t worth the pain it was causing her son.

“Henry David Swan, I will never ever leave you. I will always always be here no matter what. I love you very much and you mean the world to me. You don’t ever have to worry about me leaving because that won’t ever happen,” She said pulling her little boy into her arms and hugging him.

“Okay, why don’t you get dressed and get your basketball uniform and sneakers. You have a game today after school,” Emma said standing up.

“Do I have to go to school today?” Henry asked batting his eyelashes. “You absolutely have to go today. Do you how mad your aunt would be if I didn’t send you to school today? You get to visit the museum today! Aren’t you excited?” Emma asked.

“Mommy, I’ve been there a billion times. It’s the only museum in Storybrooke,” Henry said making sure to put emphasis on the word ‘billion’.

“Only a billion?” Emma replied ushering her son up the stairs to get ready. They were both beyond late. “Alright kid, hurry up,” She said. “And don’t forget your basketball sneakers!” She continued, yelling up the stairs.  

She walked up the stairs and into her bedroom to quickly get dressed. Emma walked to her closet grabbed a pair of jeans, a white t-shirt, and her red leather jacket. She quickly changed and walked downstairs to find Henry putting on his jacket. Emma handed him his backpack and took his basketball stuff and they were out the door. Finally.

Emma walked into the Sheriff’s Station twenty minutes late. She wasn’t too worried, what was David going to do? Fire her? Highly unlikely that her own brother would fire her.

“Well well well, look who decided to show up,” David said looking at his watch. “You’re twenty minutes late, I was starting to think you weren’t coming in today,” he continued.

“Your nephew was hell bent on staying home today and Neal never came home last night”

“Again? I know this isn’t my business Em, but don’t you think it’s a little odd that he doesn’t come home at night?”

“I’m actually glad you brought that up. I’m breaking up with Neal. He doesn’t show any interest in being involved in his son’s life so I’m ending things with him”

“Em, if you need somewhere to stay you know you are always welcome to stay with Mary Margret and I”

Emma walked over to her desk ready to start her day off with some paper work. “Thanks Dave. I really really appreciate it,” She said as she sifted through some papers on her desk.

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Across town Killian Jones sat at his kitchen table eating breakfast with his little girl. Lannie Elizabeth Jones had just turned three and had finally started preschool last month. Killian Jones had been a single dad since Lannie was three months old. His wife had left in the middle of the night without leaving so much as a note. Two weeks later he was served with divorce papers.

“Daddy can we get a puppy?” Lannie asked as she batted her eyelashes.

“Where did that come from, Little Love?” Killian asked looking across the table at his little girl.

“There’s a doggy on the paper that’s on the counter. He looks like Ms. Ruby’s doggy. Can we get one, Daddy? Please?”

Ruby was one of Killian’s closest friends and she also happened to be Lannie’s preschool teacher. After his wife left Ruby had been there to help him with his little girl and they had been close ever since.

“Maybe when you get a bit older and perhaps a tad taller, little miss blue eyes”

After pouting for a good five minutes, Lannie was over it and went on to eat her Fruity Pebbles.

“Alright Lannie Bug, finish up your cereal so we can head off to school”

“Can I pretty please stay home today, Daddy?” Lannie asked using her big blue puppy dog eyes.

“No you may not, you get to go on a field trip today! Why would you want to miss that?” He asked scooping her up into his arms and heading upstairs to get her ready.

“Do I hafta go to the museum?” Lannie asked as her father sat her on her toddler bed. Killian walked over and picked out her clothes for the day. A black pair of leggings and a red long sleeve shirt.

“Don’t forget socks and underwear, Lannie. Now go get dressed before you’re late!” Killian said as he ushered her into the bathroom. “And yes, you have to go to the museum today. Every school in town will be there Lannie, maybe we can even get Uncle Liam to stop by,” Killian said when the bathroom door closed.

Today was a holiday in Storybrooke. Every year on November 19th the children of Storybrooke School District went to the Storybrooke Museum. They called it Founders Day and every kid started to dread it as the years went by.

While Lannie got dressed Killian found her little red and white striped backpack. He grabbed her matching lunchbox from the refrigerator and packed it in her bag. He placed her backpack on the table just as she made her way down the stairs with her stuffed bear held tightly in her arms.

“I’m ready Daddy. Let’s go”

“Don’t forget your backpack, Miss Lannie,” Killian said as he grabbed her backpack off the table after helping her put on her jacket and her little knock off Uggs.

As soon as she was buckled into her car seat they were off. Finally.

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I really hope you enjoyed this. Please feel free to leave some feed back. Reviews are very much appreciated!

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          I know you’ve suffered           But I don’t want you to hide           It’s cold and loveless           I won’t let you be denied for @scruffylookingpiratecaptain

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Me after tonights episode

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[gamorahww]

50 photos of Jennifer Anniston (1-4)

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Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

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Why is this not a thing?