5:00am

bruh what the fuck

[theraddestpotato21]

[sonderin]

[archbudzar]

(C.B)(8.25.18)

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[longnightsandsambuca]

Sometimes you love them and they love you, but it’s just not enough. It’s just not enough.

- C. H.

[snapsicle]

[minuty]

[cryptid-corpse]

Voted most likely to have been given a lobotomy in the 1940s

[miloyiannopoulos]

cant a girl just do the best she can *does my worst*

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[ankhors]

i wish i could get all of the loose change on the ground in the country right now. imagine how many coins are behind arcade machines or in gas stations. i’d be so rich

[powerfulwizard]

Elementary school kids:

Scholastic book fair: this man tattooed himself to become a lizard

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

[thegoodvybe]

IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND

[ankhors]

i have a large album of me crying. here’s a sneak peek. enjoy

[elizabitchdarcy]

moms will see their daughters and be like “is anyone gonna traumatize this girl about her physical appearance?” and then not wait for an answer

[speciesofleastconcern]