[stupidsimplicity]

[brokendildo]

*wipes phone screen on breast*

[littlefishb0wl]

Creepy lightning tonight. O.o

[catalx]

why does having my tv on make me feel safer

[20d0llarn0sebleed]

[kenziesstarrynight]

Things I will not call you a whore for:

•Being sexually active

[kenziesstarrynight]

Things I will call you a whore for:

•Eating my food

[bowfly]

Stealing our lemons

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

[bitchtitsadam]

[youdeanatsix]

this means a lot to me i love this

[breezeh-deactivated20180123]

if this didn’t make you cry you need to watch it again

[filmiclife]

[coelasquid]

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

[akitron]

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

[hallamark]

*black and white gif of a skinny white couple engaging in sexual activity*

[weloveshortvideos]

Barack Obama singing the Pokémon theme song

[kascaban]

this is quality content for my blog

[oomshi]

im jacking off to your personality babe

[pomeranian2]

[neyruto]

im not changing my icon to rainbow on facebook because I don’t want anyone to think i am straight

[theonlyhouse-deactivated2024010]

fun gender neutral things to call your partner:

OPPONENT