Fly like a bow

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[bowfly]

hello all, just checking in to make my yearly “i’m not dead” post.

take care. or don’t. live your best life.

[totalparksandrec]

[crunkistador-deactivated2019040]

welcome to the hotel california

Place: Lovely

Face: Lovely

Dick: out

[crunkistador-deactivated2019040]

I am forcibly checked out of the Hotel California

[charlesoberonn]

I still don’t know what the original ‘no fear, _____, one fear’ comic says

[charlesoberonn]

What? No.

No

[cheyanne-moved]

when he just fucked the shit out of you and you gotta let the cold air hit your sore ass 

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

ive never considered seeking religion before but i think this might be the post that will finally break me 

[eva-420]

the manager i hated from my old IT job just posted this on facebook and i actually physically and in irl shit myself 

[rabbiteclair]

four is like the least real number. five is really solid and three’s good I guess, but how often do you even use four? dogs have four legs and squares have four sides and that’s pretty much it

[rabbiteclair]

I’m sick or something and I woke up at 4 AM and spent like thirty seconds staring at my alarm clock going, “fuck you that’s not a real number” and it felt so important that I got up and posted this.

[bowfly]

Yo do you like Supernatural?

no

[nashscribblings]

Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.

[fudgernutter]

holy shit is this even real

[sleazedtomeetyou]

have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP

[nintendette]

FOUND IT

[powerarmor]

”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”

me: *already asleep*

[thatkindoffangirl]

Holy shit kojima retweeted this

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

KONAMI SENT US TO HELL,

BUT WE’RE GOING EVEN DEEPER!

TAKE BACK EVERYTHING THAT WE’VE LOST!

ALL FOR REVENGE!

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald 

[rhysthereblogged]

Strong right out the gate there Ubisoft

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[otterslinger]

[archivehead]

[kvmalakhvn-deactivated20160728]

[moonkiin]

holy fucking shit

I love this show.

[angrybabes]

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.