ramp tramp

27 || nice lady

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[1111111111111111111111a-deactiv]

[geniusoflove]

[hjartasalt]

Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it

[hjartasalt]

OK THANK GOD

[tpwrtrmnky]

The idea of Mario and Peach having any kind of relationship beyond the occasional kiss on the nose and "mama mia" is like viscerally incomprehensible to me

Not like in a prude way I just can't conceive of Mario experiencing... urges. He's a character outside the scope of that. I'm not saying he's asexual either cause positioning him on the allo/ace spectrum implies that it's a dimension of his character that at least exists, that he has at some point noticed it. I think he just jumps.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Luigi probably fucks though.

[horsewheelie]

I'm never going to hell

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

you're like that guy from the mummy

[inwardhardar]

[sacred-portal]

[orthoscheme]

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

[secondbeatsongs]

I wish I had stopped to savor it, the last time I saw a kung pow penis. I never knew it was to be my last

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

For old times sakes.

K

[saxophonechihuahua]

U

[onbearfeet]

N

[mcnamak]

G

[imjustsoscaredallthetime]

P

[liminalspacedout]

O

[emobandrpf]

w

[sentientshrubbery]

P

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

E

[mayhemandmoonlight]

N

[kutekitty-43]

I

[vaspider]

S

[the44th]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[timothyolyphant]

How old are you, huh? Fifty? Ish. THE PITT S02E03

[codeblue2]

[wesandresons]

SHAWN HATOSY as JACK ABBOT THE PITT 2.07 “1:00 PM”

[divorcedfranklangdon]

Robby is writing up that HR paperwork as soon as the computers are back online

[weird-goodbyes]

please lord, take all of Perlah’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Princess’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Dana’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Donnie’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Emma’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie.

[garashir]

[rusticfurnace]

dr mcsassy pants