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21, she/her, will read almost anything and has way too many hobbies

[ann7av]

Oh how I love nuclear families having quality time together (covering themselves in zombie guts and setting a ship on fire)

[ann7av]

I actually think necromancy is one of the greatest feats you could pull off in the empyrean/fourth wing universe because that's literally a giant "fuck you" to Death itself. I'm surprised no one in-universe is like side eyeing Brennan post Iron Flame or at least horrified about the implications of his existence. Wouldn't that severely tip the balance of nature or is Malek chill with doomed yaoi?

Right??? I mean no one even asked wth he was doing for six years besides counting sheep, or what’s up with the rune on his hand, or anything really. No one ever questions how exactly a siphon could restore life itself when in theory they’re supposed to channel power and help with wielding, is “life” a possible signet? Is Malek just a very powerful wielder of a “death” one??

Idk these little things are so frustrating for me too, I’ve said it before but no one has any sense of curiosity in this universe besides (sometimes) Violet. I’m choosing to believe Malek let that slide for the doomed yaoi agenda, he’s fallowing that mess with a popcorn bucket

[ann7av]

Nobody tell you the true little delights of college life, like taking a nap naked when your roommates are not at home

And my fan is on!!! I love it here 🫶

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust me the homosexuality will follow

[ann7av]

Maybe it's a good thing my irl brother's gay because if my gaming history is any indication... If I had a nickel for every time I betrayed my brother and stole his wife I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but omg I'm a terrible person

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[ann7av]

Javi's face kills me every time, I can hear the "teenagers scare the fucking shit out of me" playing in the background

Go on Clementine, you're doing amazing sweetie 🫶

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[ann7av]

Gideon I love you but you CAN'T have Pyrrha AND a baby with Harrow, that'll end up in a war

[ann7av]

WAIT, you’re the one who made those skullpaints?!? OMG THANK YOU 🙏 I adore them LOOK

[enbylesbie]

"Harrow is a goth" "Harrow is a prep" "Harrow dresses alt" "Harrow would dress to fit in"

Harrow is the broke homeschooled kid from an isolationist cult that was let out on mission and/or bargained her way into attending a university so she could bring knowledge and funding back to the community. All her clothes are second-, third- or fourth-hand and have been patched and mended to hell and back and are not visually distinctive enough to identifiably belong to any subculture. The only exception to this lack of visual distinctiveness are her Church Robes, which are Church Robes. The only new clothing she owns is, like, underwear, maybe.

She is covered from neck to wrist and ankle because if anyone saw she had a human body under there she would gouge their eyes out. Most of her clothes are home-dyed black because she did it in the bathtub, and they must be black to show she is in permanent mourning. Also because then it's less likely people will notice she wears the same shirt and skirt for three days straight.

She does still have piercings (she is the only one on the Ninth mentioned to have piercings, I do not believe those are sacramental and are fully a Harrow Thing) because she can argue it's holy mortification of the flesh. Otherwise, thinking about what she is wearing is a distraction from more important things, which are a) being Righteous and b) proving she is the smartest person in the room.

Gideon dresses like a bogan

[ann7av]

Gideon I love you but you CAN'T have Pyrrha AND a baby with Harrow, that'll end up in a war

[sunny-draws-things]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

[chu0855-deactivated20200118]

[ann7av]

My friend and I are desperately trying to beat the allegations, but we both tried to hit on the same girl and she thought WE were together🧍‍♀️

To make it worse, we decided to paint her room a different color.... I told my brother I'd be right back and came home 10 hours later, freshly showered, and wearing her clothes 👀 everyone is side-eyeing us and I have no defense, she spent valentine's day with me ffs (she was dating at the time)

If we were in a tv show the writers would be accused of queer-baiting for not making us canon

[camwolfe]

"It's not like Caitlyn's going to fall in love" - she was then shot 57 times👀 question, is Cait also the jealoustron 3000 in this universe? If yes, can we expect her to have three different internal crises over it while hitting herself with the "no feelings" bat??

One more thing, is the "Then she continues to stand there, perfectly still, in a way that is both creepy and raises concerns about Vi's mental health." hint at how Vi's doing? Will we get a little deeper into it (please say yes, feed us angst)

LMAO jealoustron 3000 made me laugh out loud. Unfortunately I can't answer right now because it would be a bit of a spoiler, but we'll find out!

Caitlyn has been concerned about Vi's mental health since they met, and the longer Caitlyn is there, the more concerns she has. We'll absolutely get deeper into Vi's mental health!

[likelyrachrl]

jailouscait artistic rendition (feat. cait’s lukewarm water cup)

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

[imboromired]

wait, i just realised that aragorn was in minas tirith during ecthelion’s last ruling years (and was kind of vip, tbh). and you know who was there too, during that time?

baby boromir.

frickin’ baby boromir.

so it seems obvious to me, that aragorn held little boromir in his arms at least once (and probably saw it when nannies changed his diapers).

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: *sees Boromir arrive in Rivendell* wait is that

Aragorn: it can’t be him. he is a baby

Aragorn: *mental arithmetic* ….oh fuck it is him isn’t it

[nilesmoon]

[anghraine]

It’s quite possible that Aragorn held Boromir at both his infancy and his death. 

This is fine!

[catgirlcaliphate]

It was all fun and games until that comment

[the-old-fashioned-girl]

We are all fine

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@i-am-the-broken-bride

[thranduilland]

Guys. Guys. Aragorn probably also met Theoden as a child, too. So… just fucking imagine that shit. Eowyn even says Aragorn went off to war with her grandfather… Aragorn: Gondor calls for aid! Theoden, remembering this dude used to babysit him on occasion and does not want to deal with his disappointed face rn: … and Rohan will answer.

[ten-and-donna]

using your unmatched dad energy to guilt the entire world into saving itself

[fluencca]

“war is upon you, whether you risk it or not!”

is suddenly giving very “I didn’t ask if you wanted to brush your teeth I told you to do it” vibes