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rachel /⚢/ she/her ☆彡 thinky jam games enthusiast ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧ welcome to my grievously unorganised blog (nsfw at times)

[maykitz]

[ritikajyala]

There'll be a moment when you realise you're 27 when yesterday you were just 17; and you wouldn't be able to tell how a decade passed away and your life got divided into before and afters. The fury of youth will subdue and nothing will really change but everything will feel different when you look at old photographs and blurry videos taken on cheap mobile phones. Scents will remind you of childhood and certain friends you don't talk to anymore, hangouts will become reunions and mom's burnt pie will become the best food you ever had. And I know on some days you won't be able to show anything of those 10 years but I hope you remember to breathe, and let go of the knot in your chest. I hope you go out in the sun and live a little, because tomorrow is 37.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned

[consolationblog]

[autiegem]

[ID: a meme-like doodle of an anthro cat crying and holding onto a wall, with a text next to it that reads: "wait. hold on a minute. i think i need a moment wait. wait, wait. hold on. i need a moment. i need. to sit down i think wait. wait. old honh on, wait, please i am breaking down. hold on, wai". end ID.]

[pukicho]

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

[highladyluck]

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[galileosyeast]

my brother!

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[redstonedust]

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

[likelyrachrl]

I like to imagine in an alternate universe, there is a tiny little host of sports announcers who are following every step of my career to a horde of rabid fans with the same interest in what i’m doing as people with my kinds of jobs will typically show towards the career progression of sportspeople.

“did you see rachel got traded to [new job place]? kind of a loss for [old job place], now she’s on contract for [why am i making this a personal anecdote if im censoring everything about my life] dollars more annually she’s likely to continue on project work instead of going back to accounting.”

“Ohhhh… and she’s speaking to her direct manager…AND SHE SCORES!!! THE P&ID HAS BEEN FOUND IN JUST ONE SEARCH!!!! MANAGER CALLS HER AN ABSOLUTE STAR. WHAT A GOAL.”

“And she’s using an =FILTER formula while [coworker] has suggested using generative ai… she’ll have to beat his time in order to get the credit for this task… oh, and she locks the formulas, and it’s compiling… she’s using all eight processors on her work-provided laptop to run through the entire sharepoint as a single query… time is ticking, and the sheet loads… AND SHE’S DONE IT!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RACHEL [also redacted last name] TAKES THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!”

[notkahel]

boobies

[sreegs]

catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.

[birb0t]

i love lesbians

+ close ups!!

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[imdrinkingmiso]

cucumber various ways dinner

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[kosmogrl]

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]